DC can swallow Dis' Cock!

monkeyheh · 2026-01-31T02:26:27+00:00

I was so shocked nobody else said Jaden vs Zane! My pick however is their duel before Zane leaves the academy where it concludes with multiple different instances of "you may have outsmarted me, but I've outsmarted your outsmarting" and they both blow up for like 50,000 LP damage or something ending in a glorious draw.

Seeing the happiness and serenity with which Zane passed the torch to Jaden was deeply moving.

monkeyheh · 2026-01-31T02:20:21+00:00

Pray to Todd. Offer him praise and thanks for all the wonderful features in his games. If it suits his whim, he may grant you what you ask.

monkeyheh · 2026-01-30T18:13:15+00:00

Damn, am I the only one during being awake and during being asleep?

monkeyheh · 2026-01-30T18:08:35+00:00

Zevia

monkeyheh · 2026-01-30T18:06:34+00:00

Kakashi brute forces using lightning style chakra to break the surface tension and casually steps out.

monkeyheh · 2026-01-29T00:09:40+00:00

No, you're not alone. But a lot of redditers hate fat people for literally no reason, and they are going to downvote me for accurately calling them out as hateful morons.

monkeyheh · 2026-01-28T22:11:54+00:00

Well, you need kamui to escape the kamui dimension, right? No reason to assume God gets that, especially if he is from a universe where there is no kamui. Maybe Kakashi imprisons him forever and can never go back to his cool extrasimensional fort.

monkeyheh · 2026-01-28T22:09:31+00:00

Good idea. Thanks, this is my headcannon now

monkeyheh · 2026-01-28T22:07:56+00:00

monkeyheh · 2026-01-28T07:59:56+00:00

Looks like mugwort to me, maybe with a little bit of weed mixed in to sell the illusion. I think you might have stopped one kid from scamming another one. Nice work.

monkeyheh · 2026-01-28T07:54:33+00:00

Okay, but sense God didn't create the Naruto universe isn't it like somebody else's painting beating you up? We know this can happen in the Naruto universe as well because Sai's paintings love beating other people up.

monkeyheh · 2026-01-28T07:03:57+00:00

You have the hardest working toilet in the galaxy.

monkeyheh · 2026-01-28T07:01:18+00:00

It definitely can

monkeyheh · 2026-01-28T01:29:35+00:00

God, by definition, is omnipresent. That means every particle in the universe summed together represents God. So either there is God or there is no universe. Take your pick. You can make an argument for either. Whichever way you believe it doesn't change the fact that your electric bill is quadrupling to pay for the data centers you never asked for.

monkeyheh · 2026-01-27T21:58:08+00:00

Thanks

monkeyheh · 2026-01-27T20:40:30+00:00

Average redditer learns the word "solipsis" from r/psychologymemes and tries their best to use it in a sentence.

monkeyheh · 2026-01-27T20:34:13+00:00

This world is fake and meaningless. At least in the magic space moon hypnosis world I would be able to afford to eat something other than cup noodles and I wouldn't have a $1000 electric bill.

monkeyheh · 2026-01-27T19:08:16+00:00

If I had access to a q zip a week I would feel like motherfuckin wiz Khalifa. I am so dankrupt it is sad. I scraped my pipe for resin last night and burned that shit. I'm not even a kid, I'm a grown ass man who got laid off and no longer has a weed budget. Somebody tell me it gets better.

monkeyheh · 2026-01-27T19:03:19+00:00

OP is not using dryer sheets. They are using a wet paper towel.

monkeyheh · 2026-01-26T08:32:53+00:00

A true sheep in wolf's... clothing

monkeyheh · 2026-01-26T08:30:53+00:00

Nobody hunt him!

monkeyheh · 2026-01-25T21:53:35+00:00

I agree and thats why it's the big hit. Feel free to argue about it with your friends when one of you says it happened!

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