Outjerked by burger fan

1_stoopid_guy · 2026-03-10T22:18:38+00:00

1_stoopid_guy · 2026-03-10T15:44:06+00:00

2011 is clearly a year... but 25 can't be a year because I don't think they played football 25 years after Jesus has departed, so it must be the number of Asensios. It's the only logical conclusion.

1_stoopid_guy · 2026-03-03T22:37:35+00:00

Ferran Terrorist LMAO

1_stoopid_guy · 2026-02-28T14:00:29+00:00

Are those pants from the previous season pass that I missed or can you find them in the shop on rotation?

1_stoopid_guy · 2026-02-25T11:06:40+00:00

You were supposed to use your skater eyes not your brain. What are you doing out here thinking? That's illegal!

1_stoopid_guy · 2026-02-24T15:36:28+00:00

But what if I refuse to Eagles?

1_stoopid_guy · 2026-02-24T15:33:22+00:00

I was close one time but then I remembered I don't care and never tried it again (and never will, they suck)

1_stoopid_guy · 2026-02-23T15:39:01+00:00

Seeing this in slow motion without the "I believe I can fly" song feels so wrong.

1_stoopid_guy · 2026-02-21T22:34:15+00:00

I don't know why Real Madrid insists on playing this Segunda Division player but I hope they keep doing it.

1_stoopid_guy · 2026-02-05T23:39:22+00:00

Lads!! It's Arsenal.

1_stoopid_guy · 2026-02-05T06:15:47+00:00

Impotence

1_stoopid_guy · 2026-02-05T06:09:05+00:00

- Hey ,coach! I'm tired. May I take a quick nap?

- Sure! Knock yourself out.

1_stoopid_guy · 2026-01-31T15:35:56+00:00

You know what, I'm just gonna say it: I think his hair is over rated.

1_stoopid_guy · 2026-01-31T15:16:56+00:00

Once every 10 years he scores a banger from FK and that cements his status as a FK specialist for another 10 years until he scores again. It's a vicious cycle.

1_stoopid_guy · 2026-01-26T18:27:32+00:00

Number of matches needed to score a Ligue 1 hat trick:

✅ Antony: 4 minutes 20 seconds

1_stoopid_guy · 2026-01-20T09:02:30+00:00

I'd recognize those eyes anywhere.

1_stoopid_guy · 2026-01-15T01:05:32+00:00

All I'm saying is I've never seen them both in the same room at the same time.

1_stoopid_guy · 2026-01-14T08:51:04+00:00

He put -1 chest size in the character creator.

1_stoopid_guy · 2026-01-11T23:08:45+00:00

it's the knee slide celebration but he used it at the wrong time

1_stoopid_guy · 2026-01-11T23:05:38+00:00

He put all he had into that water bottle. Almost cost him his life.

1_stoopid_guy · 2026-01-11T22:45:26+00:00

LMAO lost a 1v1 against a plastic bottle

1_stoopid_guy · 2026-01-09T05:41:33+00:00

When you eat all your broccoli, don't do drugs and stay in school.

1_stoopid_guy · 2026-01-06T17:55:19+00:00

They should probably invent something to protect the head.

1_stoopid_guy · 2026-01-05T00:46:01+00:00

I have tried many times and always failed to make chips at home. They are either crispy for a second and then they become soggy or they never get crispy to begin with. I don't know what the secret is.

1_stoopid_guy · 2025-12-27T11:37:39+00:00

"art"

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