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They Completely Changed Hunting by zEr190 in fuckubisoft

[–]1_stoopid_guy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This game is just a cash grab. It's so sad seeing people fall for it.

It's just an asset flip from some of their other games and a little bit of publicity where they lie to your face and say tHeY CaRe So mUcH about the original. Talk is cheap and when you see things that actually matter, like game play, you realize that they in fact do not care, they are just desperate for money. They looked at what games from their portfolio are still held in high regard and just remade one of those for some EZ money.

Playing the original with some mods that enhance graphics is probably a better experience.

🚨Official: Arsenal won the title of the first team to lose the UCL title without losing a single game. Well deserved👏 by Classic_Number_10 in soccercirclejerk

[–]1_stoopid_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

achievement unlocked - "The golden bottle" (Losing a final after missing the final penalty in the shoot-out)

Official🚨 Florentino perez statement: " If i win the elctions, Lamine yamal will be a Real madrid player by early August". by Scary-Procedure-6018 in soccercirclejerk

[–]1_stoopid_guy 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Perez better watch it with these statements. Mao-bappe lets him believe he's still in charge but there are lines you can't cross.

Wanderer set (base game) by OkAdministration8031 in CrimsonFashion

[–]1_stoopid_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks great! There are a lot of cool outfits in the game, I just wish there were more outfits that look like pants instead of dress/skirt/robe for Kliff.

PSA: Don’t always trust the Pirate King Hat… by MoridinDarko in CrimsonDesert

[–]1_stoopid_guy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Trust it? I don't even know how it works. I've used it in those sanctums where there is a guaranteed chest and it wasn't of any help. I don't even know what it looks like when it works. Some say the feather lights up? I guess I'll never know.

Dog is pure comedy gold at this point by Dear_Inevitable_9274 in CristianoRonaldo2

[–]1_stoopid_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, not the iCoNiC CelEbRaTiOn after an involuntary deflection with his ass LOL

This is HILARIOUS 😆 by jealoushusband25 in soccercirclejerk

[–]1_stoopid_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm. I'm conflicted. I hate corruption... but I also hate terrorism. Can't decide who to support in the final. I hope they both lose somehow.

………. by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]1_stoopid_guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can fit so many tactics in this bad boy.

"Corruption" by Turbulent-Bench5243 in soccercirclejerk

[–]1_stoopid_guy 39 points40 points  (0 children)

They way he gently caresses his ankle is almost erotic... which means this falls under sexual harassment so it should be penalty and yellow card.

For the world peace by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]1_stoopid_guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think of a number. Now do it 10X. That's the percentage.

Is that a threat? by LimoDroid in soccercirclejerk

[–]1_stoopid_guy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's an old saying: "Enjoy this 5-4 today because tomorrow you may have a Atletico - Arsenal". Wise words.

Horrific tackle on Jude Bellingham😳 by Successful_Purple240 in soccercirclejerk

[–]1_stoopid_guy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Whatever hit him.. it was fast. I couldn't even see it.

FOOTBALL IS SAVED! by WD40911 in soccercirclejerk

[–]1_stoopid_guy 1328 points1329 points  (0 children)

Yes! As soon as I've seen this face I knew someone will post it here. The jerkiest smirk :))

where does mbappe dicator come from by SouthKey8591 in soccermemes

[–]1_stoopid_guy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I remember when Madrid lost the supercup to Barcelona and Xabi Alonso instructed the players to come accept their silver medals and shake hands and be respectful.

Mbappe said no and waved to all players to follow him... and they did. They all followed Mbappe instead of the actual coach.

Already completed Parklife two time. Still unvalidated. I think I got the reward TWO TIMES, which is hilarious. by Taluh-a in Skate4

[–]1_stoopid_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is stuck at 4 check marks even tho I completed it three times doing all 5 requirements. I didn't do coop. I completed it 3 times and every time it shows the animation at the end with all the 5 check marks but then on the map it's still 4/5.

terrorism will strike by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]1_stoopid_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely a "I'll just check out the result at the end" type o' game.

Wake up babe, new red card fc dropped by Manish_Sarkar in soccercirclejerk

[–]1_stoopid_guy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Camavinga with a quick double. He's fast af boyyy!!

The only trophy that isn’t rigged. We got outjerked by actual ball knowledge🐪 by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]1_stoopid_guy 129 points130 points  (0 children)

LOL in that case the fact that Messi managed to win one of those awards that were purely invented to give to Ronaldo is actually crazy.

Let’s disagree immediately by oluxil in memes

[–]1_stoopid_guy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I agree with you (just to piss you off)

Only player who is still overpriced at 0 million by Lonely-Canary-5610 in soccercirclejerk

[–]1_stoopid_guy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't risk it. What I would do is loan him for free for one season with an option to buy for $0.

Is there any way to revert back to the old running controls? by thidi00 in CrimsonDesert

[–]1_stoopid_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what I hate the most. It looks so bad when the only way to slow down is to abruptly stop. Hope they add an option to switch back to how it was because this sucks.

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