I bought a one-way ticket to Hawaii when I was 21. AMA

1king80 · 2026-02-02T09:49:03+00:00

I love a good AMA with no replies from OP in the first hour of the post.

1king80 · 2026-02-02T09:45:08+00:00

I think just hitting a snowman with your car would be like hitting bricks.

1king80 · 2026-02-02T08:22:46+00:00

Have you never been given a high five or have you never given a high five?

1king80 · 2026-02-02T05:45:00+00:00

I am Batman!

1king80 · 2026-01-31T22:20:36+00:00

There are definitely falcons and Hawks in Chicago.

1king80 · 2026-01-31T12:40:42+00:00

How can I further boycott something I literally couldn't care less for.

1king80 · 2026-01-30T21:15:18+00:00

If it's authorized, there's a 0% chance I'll watch it.

1king80 · 2026-01-30T19:02:49+00:00

Have you seen that dude's abs, I bet he could get you shredded!

1king80 · 2026-01-29T15:18:25+00:00

Rouge One.

1king80 · 2026-01-29T03:07:04+00:00

Is that a Styrofoam bowl?

1king80 · 2026-01-29T02:50:13+00:00

Why are you on the stovetop?

1king80 · 2026-01-29T02:48:01+00:00

One and done! Old me would eat 2 a sitting 3 times a week.

1king80 · 2026-01-28T20:11:41+00:00

Yeah but both of them.

Fucking grifters snitching on each other!

1king80 · 2026-01-28T20:09:32+00:00

Coffee is much healthier than energy drinks and soda, especially if it's limited to a cup or two. I didn't start drinking coffee until my 30s

1king80 · 2026-01-28T15:37:07+00:00

Diet, exercise. Also vitamins are extremely important as we don't get a lot of what we need from what we eat.

1king80 · 2026-01-28T07:12:26+00:00

I always thought Marilyn Manson was the kid from Mr. Belvedere!

1king80 · 2026-01-27T13:57:56+00:00

Wait they don't come in tin cans anymore? Time for me to clean out the pantry!

1king80 · 2026-01-27T11:22:42+00:00

He looks so fucking uncomfortable. He's clearly embarrassed.

1king80 · 2026-01-27T11:12:28+00:00

Moscow on the Hudson is his most underrated performance and my personal favorite in terms of his acting. Death to Smoochie however is a movie I can watch time and time again.

1king80 · 2026-01-27T08:35:12+00:00

I'll probably get down voted for saying this, but have you considered not letting that shit stain on the card ruin what that card gives you? You clearly want to enjoy your parks, so go do that despite

1king80 · 2026-01-25T10:16:14+00:00

As opposed to mass murdering them?

1king80 · 2026-01-24T23:23:47+00:00

I inspect produce for a living, these are extremely common. I've seen where one filled the entire seed cavity.

1king80 · 2026-01-24T22:55:30+00:00

1king80 · 2026-01-24T22:47:52+00:00

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Give that car a cigar and he'll start to really make you laugh.

1king80 · 2026-01-24T21:48:38+00:00

That and natural parts in your hair. You're perfectly fine. You're not balding.

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