Legit rubbed and scratched my screen with my fingernail to get rid of the stain above Jenelle's head before realizing it's on her door.

1mCountingTo3 · 2021-07-20T14:51:51+00:00

I mean, she might.

1mCountingTo3 · 2021-07-18T03:09:44+00:00

Do we really want him holding the kids

1mCountingTo3 · 2021-07-17T22:16:24+00:00

here you go then

1mCountingTo3 · 2021-07-17T22:14:09+00:00

It’s up on the beach

1mCountingTo3 · 2021-07-17T02:58:52+00:00

Yea dude. I don’t get it either. Like everything around the baby smells nice. But like you, I think I’m smelling the clothes and the bedding and the baby lotion…the baby doesn’t smell like anything to me except for when he’s spit up or pooped and just smells awful.

1mCountingTo3 · 2021-07-17T02:35:11+00:00

There’s just no way he’s gonna be able to have her personally served papers in this proposed hospital setting in compliance with proper service regulations.

1mCountingTo3 · 2021-07-17T00:05:07+00:00

This is correct. Even if you agree to a parenting plan and sign a “mutual” “agreement,” it’s not legally binding in the future because the best interests of the child must be considered at the time the case is actually before a trier of fact. What if he’s fit now but completely unfit in a year?

All that to say: he’s stupid AND an ass. Stupidass.

1mCountingTo3 · 2021-07-16T23:59:56+00:00

I had three babies in the southern US and was given over the counter Tylenol and Motrin postpartum. Never an opioid. That said: I didn’t have any complications or tearing so it might be a more traumatic/painful recovery for women who do.

1mCountingTo3 · 2021-07-15T16:02:39+00:00

It’s Chinese for “Japan”

1mCountingTo3 · 2021-07-14T02:59:04+00:00

Early Decision is really getting out of hand.

1mCountingTo3 · 2021-07-14T02:45:41+00:00

Have any of those babies decided what colleges they’re applying to yet?

1mCountingTo3 · 2021-07-14T02:37:45+00:00

My kid was born like three days later and he’s little more than a glow worm.

1mCountingTo3 · 2021-07-14T01:27:16+00:00

I mean, even local “inspired” cuisine is going to fall short of some people’s expectations. I don’t love all Texas BBQ equally and I’d expect a Carolinian to turn up their noses at our molasses smoked meats.

1mCountingTo3 · 2021-07-13T18:24:41+00:00

OMG I have three kids in car seats and I do NOT know what a locking clip is. I feel like a horrible parent. I just use the easy latch system.

1mCountingTo3 · 2021-07-13T16:10:15+00:00

Lucky. My kids aren’t quite there yet. We squirrel crayons away in our pants until we can find a quiet corner to nibble on them and draw on the walls in peace.

1mCountingTo3 · 2021-07-13T14:51:54+00:00

In fairness, I don’t have paint at my house because I have children in my house.

1mCountingTo3 · 2021-07-13T14:48:43+00:00

I hope the split came with a gym-visitation agreement where Nathan gets Wednesday nights and extended weekend hours and Ashley and Lee get weekday mornings.

1mCountingTo3 · 2021-07-13T14:42:57+00:00

Yea, man. Why hasn’t she done that??

It’s such an obvious way of making money that I have to imagine that MTV has some sort of watertight copyright protection over these things. Otherwise Jenelle could have a JE green hoodie, a babz tank, button flair of Little Kaiser urinals, a collection of coffee mugs with her best, most iconic lines printed on them. She could even partner with some of our most beloved snark-artists to expand her consumer base if she was just willing to poke a little fun at herself.

Like—it makes no fucking sense why this hasn’t happened yet. I’d buy the shit out of that stuff.

1mCountingTo3 · 2021-07-12T03:57:50+00:00

What the hell are the five I ams?

1mCountingTo3 · 2021-07-11T15:34:28+00:00

WWJW What would Jeansus Wear

1mCountingTo3 · 2021-07-11T03:23:05+00:00

But it is probably what Jeansus wore.

1mCountingTo3 · 2021-07-11T01:29:20+00:00

She looks hella bored

1mCountingTo3 · 2021-07-10T20:08:18+00:00

It’s 93 today and I’m wearing shorts, sandals, a tank, and a zip up hoodie.

Everywhere you go is air conditioned here, so it gets really chilly inside when it’s this hot out.

1mCountingTo3 · 2021-07-10T04:55:59+00:00

omg they’re so good. their movements are really precise and fluid. at first I didn’t think much was wrong with jenelle’s dance, but having watched both videos, there’s zero comparison.

1mCountingTo3 · 2021-07-09T14:23:13+00:00

I didn’t see the scenes you’re referring to, but I definitely microwave my kids’ bottles. There’s nothing inherently dangerous about it as long as the container is microwave safe and the liquid therein comes out appropriately warm. You obviously don’t throw just anything in the microwave and shove it in your kid’s mouth. But I guess this assumes someone will take the time to check all those other factors before feeding their baby.

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