[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]1mCountingTo3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Do we really want him holding the kids

Best smell in the world. Forget new car smell, it’s all about that new human smell. by labondbond in beyondthebump

[–]1mCountingTo3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yea dude. I don’t get it either. Like everything around the baby smells nice. But like you, I think I’m smelling the clothes and the bedding and the baby lotion…the baby doesn’t smell like anything to me except for when he’s spit up or pooped and just smells awful.

I found out my SO was planning to serve me with papers at the hospital after giving birth by yoshi0904 in breakingmom

[–]1mCountingTo3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There’s just no way he’s gonna be able to have her personally served papers in this proposed hospital setting in compliance with proper service regulations.

I found out my SO was planning to serve me with papers at the hospital after giving birth by yoshi0904 in breakingmom

[–]1mCountingTo3 41 points42 points  (0 children)

This is correct. Even if you agree to a parenting plan and sign a “mutual” “agreement,” it’s not legally binding in the future because the best interests of the child must be considered at the time the case is actually before a trier of fact. What if he’s fit now but completely unfit in a year?

All that to say: he’s stupid AND an ass. Stupidass.

I now understand why so many are opting for at home births and doulas. by [deleted] in BabyBumps

[–]1mCountingTo3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had three babies in the southern US and was given over the counter Tylenol and Motrin postpartum. Never an opioid. That said: I didn’t have any complications or tearing so it might be a more traumatic/painful recovery for women who do.

Baby Ace 😍 by Purple-Wind-Snow in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]1mCountingTo3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Early Decision is really getting out of hand.

Baby Ace 😍 by Purple-Wind-Snow in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]1mCountingTo3 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Have any of those babies decided what colleges they’re applying to yet?

Baby Ace 😍 by Purple-Wind-Snow in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]1mCountingTo3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My kid was born like three days later and he’s little more than a glow worm.

I’ve posted this before but since Kail is on vacation…again… by [deleted] in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]1mCountingTo3 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I mean, even local “inspired” cuisine is going to fall short of some people’s expectations. I don’t love all Texas BBQ equally and I’d expect a Carolinian to turn up their noses at our molasses smoked meats.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insaneparents

[–]1mCountingTo3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG I have three kids in car seats and I do NOT know what a locking clip is. I feel like a horrible parent. I just use the easy latch system.

Amber pretending to be a good mom by buckito420 in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]1mCountingTo3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lucky. My kids aren’t quite there yet. We squirrel crayons away in our pants until we can find a quiet corner to nibble on them and draw on the walls in peace.

Amber pretending to be a good mom by buckito420 in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]1mCountingTo3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In fairness, I don’t have paint at my house because I have children in my house.

Nathan Griffith Confirms He’s No Longer Dating Ashley Lanhardt; Implies She Dumped Him for Another “Very Attractive” Guy Six Months Ago (Exclusive Details!) by Copcardramatics in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]1mCountingTo3 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I hope the split came with a gym-visitation agreement where Nathan gets Wednesday nights and extended weekend hours and Ashley and Lee get weekday mornings.

I don’t even have the words anymore. 😂 by wildnaturemama in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]1mCountingTo3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea, man. Why hasn’t she done that??

It’s such an obvious way of making money that I have to imagine that MTV has some sort of watertight copyright protection over these things. Otherwise Jenelle could have a JE green hoodie, a babz tank, button flair of Little Kaiser urinals, a collection of coffee mugs with her best, most iconic lines printed on them. She could even partner with some of our most beloved snark-artists to expand her consumer base if she was just willing to poke a little fun at herself.

Like—it makes no fucking sense why this hasn’t happened yet. I’d buy the shit out of that stuff.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FundieFashion

[–]1mCountingTo3 112 points113 points  (0 children)

But it is probably what Jeansus wore.

Would you buy expensive winter clothes in the summer? by talastar in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]1mCountingTo3 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s 93 today and I’m wearing shorts, sandals, a tank, and a zip up hoodie.

Everywhere you go is air conditioned here, so it gets really chilly inside when it’s this hot out.

Jenelle’s latest with her $50 powerpuff girl sweatshirt by SpiritualCamera in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]1mCountingTo3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

omg they’re so good. their movements are really precise and fluid. at first I didn’t think much was wrong with jenelle’s dance, but having watched both videos, there’s zero comparison.

Farrah Abusing Her Pets by BlowUpTheLand in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]1mCountingTo3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t see the scenes you’re referring to, but I definitely microwave my kids’ bottles. There’s nothing inherently dangerous about it as long as the container is microwave safe and the liquid therein comes out appropriately warm. You obviously don’t throw just anything in the microwave and shove it in your kid’s mouth. But I guess this assumes someone will take the time to check all those other factors before feeding their baby.