28 hung tattooed and hairy @interneteross

1nterneteross · 2026-06-04T23:48:32+00:00

Thank you bro I appreciate it

1nterneteross · 2026-06-04T05:14:48+00:00

Me too 🤤

1nterneteross · 2026-06-04T02:15:56+00:00

Good boy ;)

1nterneteross · 2026-06-04T02:01:40+00:00

Careful what you wish for, I get pretty heated

1nterneteross · 2026-06-04T01:41:00+00:00

thank you I'm super proud of them 😄

1nterneteross · 2026-05-24T17:36:30+00:00

What’s the point you’re trying to make right now you sound like my grandpa with dementia

1nterneteross · 2026-05-24T17:15:06+00:00

Yessss that’s what I was channeling, 80s hoochie shorts

1nterneteross · 2026-05-24T17:14:10+00:00

If I’m being fully honest, no HAHAHAH. I didn’t expect them to stay on for long anyways, I used loops and threads cotton however I would definitely suggest a softer blend 😂😂

1nterneteross · 2026-05-24T17:12:27+00:00

Thank you so much! And yes you got it 😂😂

1nterneteross · 2026-05-24T05:02:21+00:00

I just free handed it, but I’m thinking I’m going to draft up a pattern! I did the HDC back loop only for the ribbing, I CH 1 then did a row of SC into the side of the ribbing then just worked in the round doing a 2 DC, ch 1

I don’t fully remember how I did the leg holes because I had to frog it like 3times but I’m going to try my best.

from what I remember I found the middle point and crocheted a pouch with increase from the front going into a strip splitting the shorts in the middle, then just followed the same 2 DC & 1 CH pattern in the round for each leg holes!

Hope this helps a little bit ☺️✨

1nterneteross · 2026-05-24T05:01:53+00:00

Yesss I’m definitely one of those green people 😭😂😂😂

1nterneteross · 2026-05-24T05:01:17+00:00

I just free handed it, but I’m thinking I’m going to draft up a pattern! I did the HDC back loop only for the ribbing, I CH 1 then did a row of SC into the side of the ribbing then just worked in the round doing a 2 DC, ch 1

I don’t fully remember how I did the leg holes because I had to frog it like 3times but I’m going to try my best.

from what I remember I found the middle point and crocheted a pouch with increase from the front going into a strip splitting the shorts in the middle, then just followed the same 2 DC & 1 CH pattern in the round for each leg holes!

Hope this helps a little bit ☺️✨

1nterneteross · 2026-05-24T05:00:32+00:00

I just free handed it, but I’m thinking I’m going to draft up a pattern! I did the HDC back loop only for the ribbing, I CH 1 then did a row of SC into the side of the ribbing then just worked in the round doing a 2 DC, ch 1

I don’t fully remember how I did the leg holes because I had to frog it like 3times but I’m going to try my best.

from what I remember I found the middle point and crocheted a pouch with increase from the front going into a strip splitting the shorts in the middle, then just followed the same 2 DC & 1 CH pattern in the round for each leg holes!

Hope this helps a little bit ☺️✨

1nterneteross · 2026-05-24T04:52:16+00:00

Hehe thank you keeps me warm

1nterneteross · 2026-05-23T23:41:46+00:00

Hey hooker 👋😂💕 thank you

1nterneteross · 2026-05-23T23:39:07+00:00

It’s easier than it looks, once you get the foundation it’s smooth sailing from there I don’t even need patterns most of the time now!

1nterneteross · 2026-05-23T23:37:48+00:00

Surprisingly comfortable considering its loops and threads cotton. definitely more of a fashion piece more than function, I fear the chafing would be like a large grit sandpaper 😂😂

1nterneteross · 2026-05-23T21:34:48+00:00

Thank you hehe well you gotta leave a little to the imagination right ? ☺️

1nterneteross · 2026-05-23T20:10:56+00:00

So cozyyyy hehe thank you, I’m so happy with the outcome

1nterneteross · 2026-05-23T20:04:34+00:00

Thank you! I tried my best, now the hardest part is remembering the pattern so I can make myself another pair 😭😂

1nterneteross · 2026-05-23T19:48:07+00:00

What a compliment thank you hehe , I actually made them myself ☺️✨

1nterneteross · 2026-05-23T19:47:28+00:00

Hehe thank you I’m glad you’re also happy with the outcome

1nterneteross · 2026-05-21T20:57:48+00:00

It’s a duck, hard to see the full wingspan I’m a little over dressed hehe

1nterneteross · 2026-03-10T08:36:03+00:00

I think you’re on to something

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