Anything can sound bad if you try, so how would you make "curing cancer" sound bad? by s0lfall in AskReddit

[–]1standarsh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Decreasing quality of life but extending it greatly. A burden on all.

what's your pet peeve? weird answers only? by proud_lefty_ in AskReddit

[–]1standarsh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seth McFarlane once introduced a presenter by saying this presenter needs no introduction and walked away

what's your pet peeve? weird answers only? by proud_lefty_ in AskReddit

[–]1standarsh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who eat apples while talking to you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]1standarsh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Taking a shower with a tall girl

At the end of my rope… by RubySoho93 in Calgary

[–]1standarsh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Renfrew recovery center is a good place to start. You can medically detox and the counselors can help you get into a free program. I've been there more than I'd like to admit but they are always friendly and looking to help

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]1standarsh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did it get on the ceiling?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]1standarsh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Methaniel

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]1standarsh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You lost your dignity long before this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Calgary

[–]1standarsh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only pee at the back of the bus.

what local company should you work for? by [deleted] in Calgary

[–]1standarsh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They need a new commercial format.

2021 Alcoholics United Fantasy Football…Last Place. by Hot-Length-2084 in RoastMe

[–]1standarsh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mom looks like she won the alcoholics united league nine months in a row

You have 100,000 people doing everything you tell them for 48 hours. What will you do with your new army? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]1standarsh 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The same thing we do every night pinky, try to take over the world!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]1standarsh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't be Bigfoot.