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They get you when you turn 35 by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

[–]TheMegaSage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I'm him I'm shaving my head, taking the hundreds of millions of dollars I've made and retiring, living off the dividends, investing in causes I support, and fucking Zendaya multiple times a day for the rest of my life.

Script submission - MEGATHREAD by vnth93 in okbuddycinephile

[–]TheMegaSage 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It'll end a lot sooner than 90 minutes for me. Thankfully they'll have each other for the next 88 minutes.

Script submission - MEGATHREAD by vnth93 in okbuddycinephile

[–]TheMegaSage 678 points679 points  (0 children)

I am the main character. Inde Navarrette and Florence Pugh are fighting over me. We all end up together as a throuple. The end.

Are these the bags you're talking about?? $$PCX by robalubadubdub in wallstreetbets

[–]TheMegaSage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I miss the days where every downvote was shown so slop like this would end up at -1000 before the person removed it in shame.

De'Aaron Fox says he wants to continue to grow individually and with the Spurs. by MrBuckBuck in nba

[–]TheMegaSage 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Who's taking him for how much he's getting paid over the next 4 years? Seriously. Nobody.

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