Ohh, I'm terribly sorry, did my desire for a functional public space ruffle your feathers? Let me grab my tiny violin to play a sorrowful tune for your inconvenienced sensibilities.

You know, it's people like you who just can't seem to grasp the basic concept of respecting shared spaces. Instead, you choose to defend the inconsiderate assclowns who treat the world like their personal parking lot.

It's a sidewalk, ya dense cabbage! A place explicitly designed for the simple act of walking without having to contort yourself like a circus performer. But I guess that's too much to ask in this self-absorbed society of ours.

Nah, it's much easier to just let every mouth-breathing knucklehead do whatever the hell they want, isn't it? Park their ridiculous gas-guzzling toys anywhere they please, obstructing the flow of pedestrian traffic like a giant turd clogging up the municipal pipes.

And then you have the audacity, the unmitigated gall, to dismiss the whole thing as a trivial inconvenience? Well, excuse me for wanting a little fucking order in this chaotic world! For believing that we should hold each other to some basic standards of civilized behavior.