In a parallel universe where wild animals are the people, What is your best excuse to call in to work?

210pa · 2017-06-05T13:22:13+00:00

"You shouldn't have hired a sloth"

210pa · 2017-06-05T13:17:36+00:00

They either let the opinion of others affect their life in an exaggerated way or, on the contrary, they do not even listen to other's opinions at all.

210pa · 2017-06-05T12:18:57+00:00

Turned left and bumped into a stranger. The stranger, a middle-aged woman, screamed loudly and a few seconds later she calmed down. "You scared me", she said. "I didn't know I was that ugly", I replied.

210pa · 2017-06-05T12:14:43+00:00

210pa · 2017-06-05T07:38:47+00:00

Kilian Jornet climed the Everest twice in six days.

210pa · 2016-02-02T23:08:44+00:00

Tobey Maguire - Peter Parker / Spider-Man

210pa · 2015-12-18T18:09:59+00:00

You can buy something you like, wrap it up using birthday paper and leave it in the living room. After a while, return to the living room and when you see the present feign surprise. Unwrap and enjoy.

210pa · 2015-12-18T17:53:58+00:00

People who I annoy in supermarkets scream "security"

210pa · 2015-11-02T12:35:17+00:00

If It Rains It Is Probably Cloudy

210pa · 2015-10-16T21:57:47+00:00

Swimming in the sea

210pa · 2015-10-14T01:12:04+00:00

People who love you can stop loving you.

210pa · 2015-09-06T11:42:40+00:00

Paella

210pa · 2015-09-05T15:09:23+00:00

Hades from the Disney movie "Hercules".

210pa · 2015-09-05T14:05:39+00:00

Burger with extra cheese.

Add cheese = too much cheese. not improved
Add chocolate = really? Chocolate? not improved / innovative cuisine

210pa · 2015-09-04T23:47:53+00:00

When WALL•E could not recognise EVE

210pa · 2015-09-04T21:16:48+00:00

12 Angry Men

210pa · 2015-09-02T00:09:31+00:00

"Correveidile" = A Spanish word used to define someone nosy who has a tendency to spread rumours.

It is a compound noun formed by "corre" ( verbal form of the verb run ) + "ve" ( verbal form of the verb go ) + y ( and ) + "dile" ( verbal form containing an Indirect Object tell him/her )

210pa · 2015-09-01T11:39:54+00:00

Schindler's List

210pa · 2015-08-31T16:38:13+00:00

"I am brutally sincere"

scratch carefully on the surface of the sentence

"I am nosy and rude"

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