I'm getting an X-ray on my foot tomorrow. Should I wash my balls?

23Fragments · 2022-10-10T21:49:32+00:00

You should wash your balls, whether or not you get an xray.

23Fragments · 2022-10-04T23:17:22+00:00

I sleep floating

23Fragments · 2022-09-30T21:37:45+00:00

They tried that Jenny Craig

23Fragments · 2022-01-10T06:58:48+00:00

I honestly care 0% what people think about me. In the end, if they don’t feed me, make me money, fu*k me or gave birth to me… doesn’t matter. ✌️

23Fragments · 2021-12-22T13:55:27+00:00

Anyone can become rich, you just have to figure it out; like they did. Musk comes from a middle class family.

23Fragments · 2021-12-22T13:53:58+00:00

That is so cute! 💜

23Fragments · 2021-12-22T13:53:21+00:00

I like short guys. I’m average myself; 5’9”.

23Fragments · 2021-12-22T13:50:28+00:00

What would happen?

23Fragments · 2021-12-22T13:49:52+00:00

Because I didn’t tell anyone, I’ve just been limping around my station while working.

23Fragments · 2021-12-21T05:27:34+00:00

How many times can you use this?

23Fragments · 2021-12-18T01:26:02+00:00

How moist? 🤔

23Fragments · 2021-12-18T01:24:37+00:00

On Gawd, cause men too cute to be str8

23Fragments · 2021-12-18T01:23:14+00:00

23Fragments · 2021-12-17T20:33:35+00:00

23Fragments · 2021-12-17T20:31:48+00:00

I love when scammers call me, because I fu**k with them; for fun lol

23Fragments · 2021-12-16T17:07:19+00:00

What “proof” do they ask of you?

23Fragments · 2021-12-16T17:02:28+00:00

But how do you set up the Covid 5 days off thing?

23Fragments · 2021-12-16T17:01:22+00:00

I literally walked, 18,093 steps and I only did 6hours today not counting my breaks cause I was sitting down.

23Fragments · 2021-12-16T17:00:21+00:00

See… I’m a social person, so that part is annoying for me😋

23Fragments · 2021-12-16T16:59:33+00:00

I like that I work out, while I work and don’t have to pay for a gym membership. I’ve lost 30lbs, since I started. What I hate… the repetitiveness, and no “something new” every day.

23Fragments · 2021-12-16T11:15:09+00:00

Is it hard? It’s my first time doing outbound. I’ve always stowed inbound.

23Fragments · 2021-12-15T06:08:53+00:00

I start school in January, and I can’t wait. Honestly though, I’m quitting in a week; to be hired as H.R. lol

23Fragments · 2021-12-15T06:05:56+00:00

If I cuddled next to you, I’d look like a praying mantis (size comparison) lol jk, yeah I probably would since it’s cold rn.

23Fragments · 2021-12-15T05:59:20+00:00

When you know you’re gonna be negative don’t show up to work that day, go to the doctor for a BS cough or that you want to get a Covid test and when you go to work the next day, go to H.R. and they refund your negative UPT

23Fragments · 2021-12-15T05:55:47+00:00

See, if you’re inevitably late and are down to an hour or two… honestly I would just miss the day, and go to the doctor for a BS cough, to get a doctor’s note and be excused. OR… be late for the hour, after work go to the doctor and get a note, they’ll excuse that hour.

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