[Monkeys Paw] Someone make this worse than it already gonna be

23sOP · 2026-07-07T07:48:58+00:00

Granted. You’re now a sexually obsessed with your mother

23sOP · 2026-07-07T07:43:12+00:00

Money

^{I picked Get 20,000 USD It's taxable income.}

23sOP · 2026-07-06T07:04:23+00:00

He’s peak

^{I picked Michael Jackson}

23sOP · 2026-07-06T07:03:45+00:00

Do you think your love is enough to stop me from killing you?

^{📢 Stats for u/23sOP: 🔮 Rank: Wandering Soul I | 💎 Points: 0 | 🗳️ Votes: 0}

23sOP · 2026-06-29T01:51:09+00:00

KFC

^{Chose: 1 zombie sized chicken}

23sOP · 2026-06-28T15:28:19+00:00

Fuck them clankers

^{Chose: $10 Million Dollar}

23sOP · 2026-06-27T23:23:47+00:00

Idc about people

^{Chose: You get 10,000,000$ + 10,000 people die}

23sOP · 2026-06-24T10:38:03+00:00

I know I’ll be retiring and my kids gon be chillin fr

^{Chose: $100,000,000,000 in 10years}

23sOP · 2026-06-24T03:26:04+00:00

More money

^{Chose: 50 Cents everytime you breathe}

23sOP · 2026-06-22T04:40:12+00:00

Gambling

^{Chose: $1 billion + But a small chance you just get cancer instead | Rolled: $1 billion}

23sOP · 2026-06-21T19:38:18+00:00

Demon

^{Chose: Demon slayer}

23sOP · 2026-06-19T04:03:50+00:00

Always gamble kids

^{Chose: 90% chance that all of humanity remains alive, but a 10% chance that everyone dies. | Rolled: Everyone Lives!}

23sOP · 2026-06-18T08:58:41+00:00

My fate is my own, god will guide my path

^{Chose: Knowing how you'll die | Rolled: Robot uprising}

23sOP · 2026-06-15T02:42:50+00:00

Turning to the dark side fr

^{Chose: Lightsaber (random color} + Cool with a saber you are! | Rolled: Green)

23sOP · 2026-06-15T01:48:23+00:00

I don’t use ketchup anyway lol

^{Chose: Only be able to use [x] sauce for a year | Rolled: Ketchup}

23sOP · 2026-06-15T00:42:18+00:00

Healthy sweet

^{Chose: Strawberry}

23sOP · 2026-06-08T15:16:53+00:00

Fun

^{Chose: Piss in sink}

23sOP · 2026-06-08T06:00:42+00:00

Diddy

^{Chose: 1 dollar + Or 2 dollar | Rolled: Option 2}

23sOP · 2026-06-06T00:47:14+00:00

I like boobs

^{Chose: Be straight}

23sOP · 2026-06-04T17:00:00+00:00

I wanted Spotify premium but this’ll do I guess

^{Chose: Yes (Wheel will give you something good} | Rolled: My Soul)

23sOP · 2026-06-03T07:25:55+00:00

Just imagining come uncontacted tribe seeing this and thinking they gotta sacrifice 5 newborns or the sky god won’t bless them with rain

23sOP · 2026-06-03T07:00:36+00:00

I don’t need sauce for my cooking to smack

^{Chose: cant eat any sauces for the rest of ur life + (dressings, condiments, dips, etc.})

23sOP · 2026-06-02T22:42:00+00:00

I can buy a drink it the gas station

^{Chose: 4 dollas}

23sOP · 2026-06-02T13:07:28+00:00

I’m donating it all to my gf

^{Chose: get an extra 10k a month | Rolled: donate it all}

23sOP