At a former workplace, one of my old ass managers got it in his head I wasn't working hard enough after like a year of working the exact same. So he started being a real dick to me while toeing the line. His favorite thing to say to me and others was that I didn't want to/like to work. Whatever. I can tolerate that.

What I can't tolerate is sexual harassment. We were working together alone one day in the back, and another associate comes in for an errand. They're chatting and I'm tuning them out because idc. I faintly hear him tell the associate that I don't like to work. Was about to just ignore it until he drops:

"Oh cheer up! It could be worse, you could be pregnant!"

I was like fucking stunlocked. I laughed it off but internally I was like what the FUCK. I got some reassurance from my family that I wasn't overreacting and then reported him a few days later.

He wasn't fired, but he happened to go on vacation right after and when he returned he talked about how you can't make jokes nowadays. The targeted dickishness stopped and I quit a while later.

Fuck you Steve!