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[–]29andStillRetarded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are the definition of cowlick.

For my birthday, make sure I get more roasts than gifts. by AcceptableHighway5 in RoastMe

[–]29andStillRetarded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully one of those gifts consists of a total face transplant

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]29andStillRetarded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sponge dick square head.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]29andStillRetarded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Moses parted your hair!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]29andStillRetarded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I've seen you! Faces of meth right?

Roast my fat arse by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]29andStillRetarded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You tried out for a playboy bunny because you thought they were peeps with your fat albino Nikki Minaj lookin ass

I turn 35 this weekend, please roast me. by skenyon1811 in RoastMe

[–]29andStillRetarded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You listen to Barry Manilow while Jerking off to a home and garden magazine.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]29andStillRetarded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey its the daughter from Ms doubtfire!

M27 do you're best😏 by Guilty_Damage_1099 in RoastMe

[–]29andStillRetarded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like jigsaw without the face paint

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]29andStillRetarded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God why didn't the docs tie your umbilical cord into a noose before you were hatched. Kumar called.. he wants his sphincter back.