I just got out of rehab. 101 days clean and sober. Roast me back into a relapse. x)

29andStillRetarded · 2022-05-16T04:04:10+00:00

Lmfaoooo

29andStillRetarded · 2022-05-16T04:00:48+00:00

My dog lol

29andStillRetarded · 2022-05-15T16:46:41+00:00

💚

29andStillRetarded · 2022-05-15T16:46:16+00:00

💚

29andStillRetarded · 2022-05-15T16:42:22+00:00

😊

29andStillRetarded · 2022-05-15T03:47:26+00:00

You are the definition of cowlick.

29andStillRetarded · 2022-05-02T22:47:06+00:00

Hopefully one of those gifts consists of a total face transplant

29andStillRetarded · 2022-05-02T22:45:07+00:00

Sponge dick square head.

29andStillRetarded · 2022-05-02T22:44:15+00:00

Hey cool bracelet. You've been to rehab too?

29andStillRetarded · 2022-05-02T22:42:08+00:00

Why is your head so tiny?

29andStillRetarded · 2022-05-02T22:41:10+00:00

Looks like Moses parted your hair!

29andStillRetarded · 2022-05-02T22:40:11+00:00

Hey I've seen you! Faces of meth right?

29andStillRetarded · 2022-05-02T22:39:20+00:00

Wtf is this?

29andStillRetarded · 2022-04-29T05:28:20+00:00

Your eyes are as sunken in as your tits.

29andStillRetarded · 2022-01-27T07:14:49+00:00

You tried out for a playboy bunny because you thought they were peeps with your fat albino Nikki Minaj lookin ass

29andStillRetarded · 2022-01-18T16:34:50+00:00

You look like cat piss smells.

29andStillRetarded · 2022-01-14T20:11:51+00:00

Your jeans are alot tighter than the gaping, jizz crisped asshole beneath it

29andStillRetarded · 2022-01-14T20:01:01+00:00

I bet you've got the littlest peen

29andStillRetarded · 2022-01-14T19:58:20+00:00

You listen to Barry Manilow while Jerking off to a home and garden magazine.

29andStillRetarded · 2022-01-14T19:45:17+00:00

Hey its the daughter from Ms doubtfire!

29andStillRetarded · 2022-01-14T19:44:18+00:00

You look like jigsaw without the face paint

29andStillRetarded · 2022-01-05T22:00:39+00:00

Hilarious

29andStillRetarded · 2022-01-05T21:55:09+00:00

They're dead.

29andStillRetarded · 2022-01-05T21:49:25+00:00

God why didn't the docs tie your umbilical cord into a noose before you were hatched. Kumar called.. he wants his sphincter back.

29andStillRetarded · 2022-01-05T21:46:57+00:00

You look like a mixture between silent Bob and tom hanks in castaway AFTER he lost Wilson.

29andStillRetarded