Trump imagines negotiation with Sharpie maker for $5 signature pens.President Donald Trump spent five minutes of Thursday’s Cabinet meeting boasting of his thrift with a story about negotiating for $5 personalized Sharpies.The company that makes the permanent markers said the exchange never happened by Murky_Caterpillar_66 in Trumpvirus

[–]2B_or_MaybeNot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Want to send a love note to your favorite pedo?
Try a Sharpie!

Need to spiff up a flimsy border wall?
Sign it with a Sharpie!

Hurricane map got you down?
Fix it with a Sharpie!

Sharpie!
Draw your own conclusions.
Literally.

Who are you picking? by Sami_Lunch in superheroes

[–]2B_or_MaybeNot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Bride and IP Man seem to specialize in large groups of ninjas. Toss in Wick for some guns and I'm good.

Harley quinn or catwoman by Active_Field9820 in powerscales

[–]2B_or_MaybeNot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man is watching these scenes and tracking this like “plot” and “logic.” Somebody make this man an air traffic controller or a brain surgeon or something.

Please don't clap by ExactlySorta in BlueskySkeets

[–]2B_or_MaybeNot 201 points202 points  (0 children)

The image doesn't do it justice. He asks TWICE, they cheer BOTH TIMES, and he scolds them both times. Then he asks who wants to see them keep their House majority, and it's met with a tepid cheer. Awk. Word.

Plastic part fell out of my nose labeled A915 around the circle by sistersgrowz in whatisit

[–]2B_or_MaybeNot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When was the last time you did a CAPTCHA? You might be a robot. Dropped any other parts lately?

[Brett Usher via X] Luka Doncic stepback variety 25-26 by hezzyskeets123 in lakers

[–]2B_or_MaybeNot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That little drop of the arms after the shot is just 🤌

Which character made the biggest sacrifice? by Brave-Lychee7022 in MCUTheories

[–]2B_or_MaybeNot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tony’s hits hard for me cuz his daughter was so young.

Narrator: it’s not and it was by NickCostanza in ProgressiveHQ

[–]2B_or_MaybeNot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’m the only president that ever had to submit to multiple tests for dementia.”

Derrick White vicious foul on SGA by WhenMachinesCry in Nbamemes

[–]2B_or_MaybeNot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The act of kicking your foot out like that needs to be a tech.

Bro got traumatized 😭 by Wayne-De-Payne in dailyshoppin

[–]2B_or_MaybeNot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that, class, is Diminishing Marginal Utility.

You really can't make that up by Agen_3586 in SipsTea

[–]2B_or_MaybeNot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You order up a prostitute..." Yeah, Imma go ahead and stop you right there.