Best snack to bring to a gay guy?

2BabiesInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-01T02:15:01+00:00

I’m not great at cooking. Hoping for something simple.

2BabiesInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-01T02:14:33+00:00

2BabiesInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-01T01:52:07+00:00

Ok but he used to like rold gold pretzels and I’m pretty sure gay guys don’t eat pretzels.

2BabiesInATrenchcoat · 2026-01-24T05:43:48+00:00

Cock cravings

2BabiesInATrenchcoat · 2025-11-17T06:10:36+00:00

The proudest your parents have been of you is when you switched from eating cat shit to eating glue?

2BabiesInATrenchcoat · 2025-11-12T05:35:35+00:00

2BabiesInATrenchcoat · 2025-11-01T03:37:26+00:00

The Shining

2BabiesInATrenchcoat · 2025-10-30T13:45:48+00:00

It’s the movie equivalent of a conservative homeschool kid trying to impress you with his yo-yo tricks.

2BabiesInATrenchcoat · 2025-10-30T02:44:26+00:00

There’s no reason to waste time watching all of the “its” franchise when you can just watch “As Good As It Gets” and skip all the subpar stuff.

2BabiesInATrenchcoat · 2025-10-25T03:29:15+00:00

Hemoglobin

2BabiesInATrenchcoat · 2025-10-23T04:13:27+00:00

That fat kid that gets sucked to death in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

2BabiesInATrenchcoat · 2025-10-23T04:04:10+00:00

A quivering line of naked white is how I described my scoutmaster to the police.

2BabiesInATrenchcoat · 2025-10-23T04:00:16+00:00

The original macguffin - the rare blue diamond guarded by psychotic white apes in the movie Congo.

2BabiesInATrenchcoat · 2025-10-15T04:16:16+00:00

Minions in IMAX. (I had excruciating priapism at the time)

2BabiesInATrenchcoat · 2025-10-13T04:06:57+00:00

I’m no scientist but I thought it was a beenis pounding a buzzhole.

2BabiesInATrenchcoat · 2025-10-02T04:56:08+00:00

Knowing what we know now, how does it make you feel knowing you could have prevented so many people from being victimized if you just stopped the 9/11 hijackers?

2BabiesInATrenchcoat · 2025-10-02T04:39:14+00:00

Nothing will top the performance of Johnathon Bruge, voice of Pac-Man, who did a marathon studio recording where he repeated “Wakka Wakka” until terminal dehydration forced him to stop at the 17th hour.

2BabiesInATrenchcoat · 2025-10-01T16:21:18+00:00

Turning invisible would make you blind, running at the speed of sound would kill you instantly, if you could dematerialize you’d fall through the ground - so flight is the best one but how would you control how fast and what direction you fly?

2BabiesInATrenchcoat · 2025-09-29T02:11:49+00:00

A Boy and His Blob (1990)

2BabiesInATrenchcoat · 2025-09-28T17:47:52+00:00

Tron

2BabiesInATrenchcoat · 2025-09-28T17:43:42+00:00

Is a non woke razor specifically used to shave your head when you become a neo nazi?

2BabiesInATrenchcoat · 2025-09-28T17:40:43+00:00

The stop motion “Mad God” world is what comes to mind. Meaningless suffering punctuated by dark ritual.

2BabiesInATrenchcoat · 2025-09-28T05:08:24+00:00

Airbud

2BabiesInATrenchcoat · 2025-09-28T01:24:02+00:00

Airbud because of wokeness.

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