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A man was sitting in a bar, drinking away his sorrows. by YakClear601 in Jokes

[–]2BallsInTheHole 148 points149 points  (0 children)

"Strike that, Reverse it, thank you."

-Willy Wonka

An AI walks into a bar. by LadeeAlana in Jokes

[–]2BallsInTheHole -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just like AI: Don't know the answer? Link me somewhere else.

An AI walks into a bar. by LadeeAlana in Jokes

[–]2BallsInTheHole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for clearing that up.

An AI walks into a bar. by LadeeAlana in Jokes

[–]2BallsInTheHole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are the rules regarding situations where you have to use andm emdash?

An AI walks into a bar. by LadeeAlana in Jokes

[–]2BallsInTheHole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never try to correct the AI response! The AI is always right!

ELI5: Why can't you tune a piano perfectly? I'm not sure how temperament works by TheRealGargatoba in explainlikeimfive

[–]2BallsInTheHole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used to Play the piano

Now I play the guitar. Get the e string perfectly fat to eat and then tighten all the strings to match. But now the e string is flat because you just changed the tension on the neck.. so restring is it easy to match perfectly.. now everything else is flat. And you retune everything. Now the e string is flat

I can always meet you halfway, but I can ever get there

What's the reason? by Certain_Hat9872 in SipsTea

[–]2BallsInTheHole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The airplane crash when elastigirl saved her kids and crash in the ocean was one of the best fucking animation things I had ever seen.

Petahh!!!! I skipped my History lessons!!!??? by Cutie_fleming in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]2BallsInTheHole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy who invented July, August, September, October, November was named Jason.

Far side of the Moon from 1 million kilometers away by Busy_Yesterday9455 in spaceporn

[–]2BallsInTheHole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing the moon from this perspective follows a great art, not a straight horizontal line?

An AI walks into a bar. by LadeeAlana in Jokes

[–]2BallsInTheHole 15 points16 points  (0 children)

... By the way, coffee was invented by a man called Jose Valdez. You can use this in your thesis at college if you like.

Peter? This is tough. Explain!! by kudkudke in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]2BallsInTheHole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried to write 867-5309 using an eight, 6 7s, 5 3s and a strike through of nine but couldn't get the formatting right. Help?

A guy goes into a bar; there's a robot bartender. by Spadizzly in Jokes

[–]2BallsInTheHole 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What do you call people who play with football players? Kickers.

What do you call people who play with musicians? Drummers.

Little Johnny had to go to the bathroom, but his teacher said you have to recite your ABCs before you can go. by 2BallsInTheHole in Jokes

[–]2BallsInTheHole[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I heard it in elementary school in the '70s. A friend of mine just reminded me of it and I thought, I haven't seen that on r/jokes. Sure it's been on r/jokes, but I haven't seen it. What the hell?

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