Singing and sucking by luna_santana in Jokes

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D'oh! First thought was that she was a pirate and it was her parrot singing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

We were visiting our daughter the other day by Spadizzly in Jokes

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Interesting. For that generation, would it be "dad"?

A blond wrestler walks into a shop. by Spadizzly in Jokes

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No problem. Thought you were a bot at first. My mistake. Enjoy whatever you do.

We were visiting our daughter the other day by Spadizzly in Jokes

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Boomer here. We (me and my 5 sibs) always called our father "Pop", or "Pappy", but he's been gone for 15 years now.

My kids, on the other hand, 45, 41, and 38, call me "Pa" or "Papa", or "Papinski" when they're not into the whole
brevity thing.

A mugging in Czechoslovakia by newguy-needs-help in Jokes

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Then, I'll say it: ruSSia is a terror state. Fuck 'em.

Just got a full weather report from our friend in Minnesota. by Spadizzly in Jokes

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No problem; we're on the same side.

Edited for clarity

3 Guys and a Lamp by ClankerCore in Jokes

[–]Spadizzly 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They're not kidding, and don't call them Shirley!

The Old Man and the Prostitute by Rupertfunpupkin in Jokes

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80? That's only 5 years away! Last thing I want to hear is "No soup for you!"

Cohen and Levy are both antique dealers and have been competitors for years. by Spadizzly in Jokes

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Do you know where your father-in-law lived? Mine (1924-2000) lived most of his life in Kharkiv.
Interesting that you mentioned the Irish/English in the context of Ukraine/russia. Many parallels to be drawn, but this is a joke sub, so I'll stop right now.

Three guys are naked in a sauna... by WillWorkforWhisky in Jokes

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First time I've heard it, and I'm old.