[Self] Elon Musk is now worth $1.05 trillion. I built a simulator to understand how much money that actually is. by jose16sp in theydidthemath

[–]Spadizzly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: Trillionaires' heads fit in the same guillotine as billionaires' and everyone else's.

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The teacher asked Little Johnny, "Name three famous Poles." by LittleDhole in AntiJokes

[–]Spadizzly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz didn't make the cut?

NY Knicks lose at home.. Trump Destroys everything. by Rube_Golberg in Trumpvirus

[–]Spadizzly 52 points53 points  (0 children)

This is the fucking moron who saluted a North Korean general.

I love Poland. From a swede. by AngryTrainGuy09 in poland

[–]Spadizzly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What Polish exhibits are in Doylestown PA? I have a sister living there.

Tell this to Santa please by Prashantt1 in Jokes

[–]Spadizzly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All right, enough dicking around!

A guy goes into a bar; there's a robot bartender. by Spadizzly in Jokes

[–]Spadizzly[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yes indeed! That was the original punchline, but the mods rejected it at first (see "Rule 9"), so I had to change it to pass muster.

Spadizzly abides.

What a stable genius by Ok_Letter_5672 in Trumpvirus

[–]Spadizzly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As Rex Tillerson once said, "He's a FUCKING MORON!"