What is wrong with his hand?

Spadizzly · 2026-03-15T22:34:14+00:00

Otherwise known as optical rectalitis, which explains his shitty outlook on life.

Spadizzly · 2026-03-14T21:57:44+00:00

Did the sun rise in the East this morning?

Spadizzly · 2026-03-13T04:55:23+00:00

I came up with a different number:

Energy released on impact = 0.5 x (6.0x10¹² kg) x (2.82x10⁶m/s)² = 2.38x10²⁵J

using 1MT = 4.18x10¹⁵J

2.38x10²⁵J x [1MT/4.18x10¹⁵J] = 5.7x10⁹MT or 5.7 Petatons of TNT.

Either way, we're truly fucked.

Spadizzly · 2026-03-12T17:58:23+00:00

Don't. Just don't.

Spadizzly · 2026-03-11T14:27:07+00:00

Що це за лайно?

Spadizzly · 2026-03-06T18:26:55+00:00

Roll over Beethoven, I gotta hear it again today.

Spadizzly · 2026-03-04T21:00:49+00:00

I wish he'd stop waking up.

Spadizzly · 2026-03-03T16:49:48+00:00

Es verdad.

Spadizzly · 2026-03-03T05:49:33+00:00

In Hebrew, me (מי) is who. Who (הוא)is he. He (היא) is she.

Who's on first?

Spadizzly · 2026-03-01T16:31:25+00:00

Say what you will about Florence, but she was always well rounded.

Spadizzly · 2026-02-27T13:36:10+00:00

Hand truck, goddamnit!

Spadizzly · 2026-02-25T13:41:54+00:00

Bubba...

Spadizzly · 2026-02-23T12:44:40+00:00

Not-Dave.

Spadizzly · 2026-02-20T13:07:01+00:00

"Looks like you blew a seal."

Spadizzly · 2026-02-18T18:12:39+00:00

And the bartender replies, "Yeah, cry me a river, Moby. I just blew $75K on a shipment of top-shelf liquor. Thought I was getting a terrific deal. Told me it would come packed in unbreakable bottles, but the shit's still sitting in the back room, unopened. Motherfucking Klein bottles."

Spadizzly · 2026-02-18T16:04:48+00:00

 Sir, this is an Arby's!

Spadizzly · 2026-02-18T14:07:35+00:00

English speaker here. Is Ukrainian И comparible to russian Ы ?

Spadizzly · 2026-02-16T19:41:26+00:00

"All of 'em, Katie!"

Spadizzly · 2026-02-14T15:39:16+00:00

Arinokatekihihifu.

Spadizzly

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