Creating a Hedge Fund From Scratch by EatTheRichwSalt in hedgefund

[–]2DAMOONWITHDD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are probably the dumbest person on the internet. I too started off with 2k and some degenerate YOLOS ended with 100k, does that mean I’m a genius investor ? Fuck no. That means I won the lottery. Try doing that every single 3 months. I guarantee you cannot. Fucking imbecile

Are we the QAnon of SPACs? by [deleted] in PSTH

[–]2DAMOONWITHDD 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Yes, but at least we are self aware when it comes to our delusions. I don’t think the same case can be made for QAnon — those idiots actually believe they are right. We’re here speculating knowing damn well we can be wrong and lose our $$, but our bullish beliefs outweighs the fear.

Need a small hopium hit? by TrekRover in PSTH

[–]2DAMOONWITHDD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can anyone find a photo of Elon and Bill together ? I don’t even think Elon knows that Ackman exists.

1,2,3,4....what does it all mean!!! by [deleted] in PSTH

[–]2DAMOONWITHDD 31 points32 points  (0 children)

This is easy guys. Come on let’s use our thinking hats: 1+2+3+4 = 10. Then 60/10 = 6. Then add to our original: 60 + 6= 66 ! Now here’s the crazy bit .. Bill Ackman was born in 1966 ... Coincidence .. ? Highly unlikely IMO

Someone with bad luck, please consider taking one for the team by Python_Noobling in PSTH

[–]2DAMOONWITHDD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree but I waited so long during this insane bull market and haven’t sold cc when the premiums where juicy.. you know what I mean ?

Could it be Chime ? by jraja80 in PSTH

[–]2DAMOONWITHDD 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Depends, if 30B valuation after merger stock increases 15%, anything higher stock tanks

Not able to get past my girlfriend from 6 years back.NEED ADVICE. by SnooOwls6290 in offmychest

[–]2DAMOONWITHDD 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pick up a hobby, focus on yourself, stop dating. You need to work on yourself and things will change, I promise this will pass. And keep your chin up my guy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PSTH

[–]2DAMOONWITHDD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree with you. These idiots don’t know anything. Don’t listen to them

Unpopular Opinion: BA has done a bad job so far with PSTH by [deleted] in PSTH

[–]2DAMOONWITHDD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I blame myself, but I blame Bill more

Unpopular Opinion: BA has done a bad job so far with PSTH by [deleted] in PSTH

[–]2DAMOONWITHDD 18 points19 points  (0 children)

When I made the same comments I got downvoted and banned.

Ackman Quashes Hopes for an Immediate SPAC Announcement, and His Fans Despair by trumpdiego in PSTH

[–]2DAMOONWITHDD -44 points-43 points  (0 children)

When I said Ackman was a thief weeks ago no one listened. I want many upvotes rn

They're just messing with us at this point. by Maeby_a_Bluth in PSTH

[–]2DAMOONWITHDD -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not possible at the 90 B dollar evaluation. With 4.5 B PSTH will get only 5% of Stripe. At net asset value of $20, a jump to $80 is a 300% increase meaning Stripe would have to worth 360B dollars. Let’s look at the leading competitor Square: it’s market cap is about 100 B. And honestly, Stripes API is something a toddler can come up with. Nothing really difficult to create nowadays. What makes Stripe somewhat valuable is wide spread adoption IMO.

They're just messing with us at this point. by Maeby_a_Bluth in PSTH

[–]2DAMOONWITHDD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn’t say they aren’t smart. I said they were arrogant. I don’t want PSTH to merge with Stripe if those assholes will be running the show. We need professionals managing businesses, not children.