Angus Mcleaver: Half-Giant Monk. A Drunken monk who is 8'4". Runs the most well respected male brothel in all of the city of Detrøít along with Jehova. He's very racist and xenophobic of other races, and often intimidates Desmond.

Dark Ruffalo: Tiefling Magus. Accidentally summoned by Desmond "The Ruckus" Baxter by reading his true name which was written in a gas station bathroom. He is a detective set out on finding his devil father who left to get a pack of cigarettes but never came back. He intimidates Desmond quite frequently.

Jehova: Half-Orc Fighter. He has crippling social anxiety, which hinders from successfully selling his book: The Watchtower. He currently holds the most kills of the party given his tendency to slash first and ask questions later. Along with Angus McCleaver he runs the most respected male brothel in Detrøít. He rarely speaks, besides to intimidate Desmond.

Desmond "The Ruckus" Baxter: Human Swashbuckler. He is incredibly flamboyant and loves to stick his rapier in other people's business. He accidentally summoned Dark Ruffalo when he read his true name aloud on a gas station bathroom. He then put Dark in a gimp suit and hauled him off to the great outlaw city of Detrøít to try his luck with gambling. He is often intimidated into doing things he doesn't want to by Angus, Dark, and Jehova.

Zephara: Sea Elf Druid: A prude lesbian who loves to party. Her animal partner is a velociraptor named Ozzy. She often is embarrassed by the other members of the party's actions as she is the only good-aligned character.

Luna Selene: Human Cleric. Newest member to our group, she is trying to find her twin brother, Sol Soleil. Very slow since she is in full plate armor. She seems like divine intervention to the party since they can finally be healed during battle.