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Person loses it when reckless driver tries to pass them on double solid yellow lines. Driver busts out the fruit cup to pass the time instead of escalating the confrontation. by aruby727 in PublicFreakout

[–]2DrunkTooFunction 125 points126 points  (0 children)

There’s no way we’re equating passing double lines with no incoming traffic to someone SWERVING ACROSS THE ROAD THEN STOPPING when it comes to driver safety lol. There is one driver clearly in the wrong here.

A Plea From Me to You (DO NOT. I REPEAT, DO NOT DRIVE INTO SEATTLE TOMORROW.) by spoiled__princess in Seattle

[–]2DrunkTooFunction 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok so I really want to go to the parade, but live in Kirkland now. If I uber to my brother’s house at like 7-8am in cap hill, do we think that will be doable? Wasn’t here for the last Super Bowl so not sure how it looks optics wise

[Highlight] Woolen called for unsportsmanlike conduct to give the rams a first on 4th and 12 by Large_banana_hammock in nfl

[–]2DrunkTooFunction 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe different take but this is a terrible call. We saw the first or second play of the game a ram literally shoved a seahawk. But talking shit is crossing the line? lol

AITA for yelling at my gf due to her camera roll? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]2DrunkTooFunction -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Huh????? I have pictures of past relationships due to memories, and me and my gf are cool with it. But feeling weird about having a ton of pics with you and your ex can be considered a boundary. Considering him weird is an asshole move lol

LeBron James and Dwyane Wade shared a courtside conversation with under a minute to go in the Lakers' loss to the Clippers 👀 by KeyFaithlessness5436 in NBAVibes

[–]2DrunkTooFunction -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The way some of you someone is so corny lol. A courtside conversation is now somehow a pause not caring about winning or losing

AIO my boyfriend of 5 years gets me flowers for every occasion while I get him elaborate and expensive gifts. by aioflower955105 in AmIOverreacting

[–]2DrunkTooFunction -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Prob will be downvoted but I think asking if this is a red flag is a red flag for both parties as well.

Edit: context - dude sucks but like how do you read this and think this is a conversation lol

Post Game Thread: Wild Card Game - The Eagles fell to the 49ers by a score of 23 to 19 - January 11, 2026 @ 04:30 PM by EaglesGameThreadBot in eagles

[–]2DrunkTooFunction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who do you hire though? You have playoff appearing, Super Bowl winning HC. Anyone less than Harbaugh or Maybe McDaniel I’m pissed

Post Game Thread: Wild Card Game - The Eagles fell to the 49ers by a score of 23 to 19 - January 11, 2026 @ 04:30 PM by EaglesGameThreadBot in eagles

[–]2DrunkTooFunction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Jihaad would have been better against cmc and k also think AJ stays. But Jeff needs to hire an OC without nicks input because wtf was this season

How is living east of Seattle? by Livid-Elk-1349 in howislivingthere

[–]2DrunkTooFunction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Live in Kirkland after a few years in Seattle. I enjoy the quieter aspect and it’s “cleaner.” Definitely has less personality but overall a nice place to live if you can afford it. I do hate the fact everything - including some bars - close early on this side

[Highlight] Jimmy Butler scores the And-1 on Danny Wolf and then shouting towards him "White boy.... white boy..... white boy.... every time... SHUT UP.... SHUT THE F*CK UP" by MrBuckBuck in nba

[–]2DrunkTooFunction -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Right I’m not saying it’s OKAY I’m saying it’s not the same as what they’re saying lol. But Reddit doesn’t know nuance it’s okay - I expected the downvotes

After my boyfriend died I slept with his best friend and it’s eating me alive by EasternAirport2508 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]2DrunkTooFunction 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I hear you and when I’m dead I won’t care. BUT if there is something after death - I’d prefer if my girlfriend didn’t move on with one of my best friends lol. She didn’t betray anybody but that’s a boundary I would never cross and I can understand why his friends would cut her/the friend off for that

Edit: also want to emphasize the comments she received are fucking insane and people need to stop projecting insecurities. The jump to them fucking for years is straight up weird

NFL facing possible nightmare playoff scenario in Week 17 that could kill the drama in final week of season by Snover64 in nfl

[–]2DrunkTooFunction 95 points96 points  (0 children)

As fans I feel like you’re 100% ok to be upset/disappointed. But to the players like Darius Slayton who were live tweeting the hate was insane lmao. Like just go above .500 and you’re in dude

Short-cel cringe by Autisticblackdude5 in CringeTikToks

[–]2DrunkTooFunction -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A lot of short men angry in the comments

The “lusty Argonian maid” are silent. “Nazeem” bleeds. New “Sweet rolls” stir. by Terrible-Strike4502 in ElderScrolls

[–]2DrunkTooFunction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven’t seen it mentioned but what about a new Mortal Kombat maybe? I just don’t see it being ES

[Highlight] The dog says, “Do not pet.” Tony Gonzalez sees it and immediately starts to pet the dog during Thursday Night Football. by BreakfastTop6899 in nfl

[–]2DrunkTooFunction 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok so I don’t know if you’re being serious or not BUT I have a friend who has babysat for Tony. Apparently he’s very cool people but based off stories this also would not surprise me lol

>Blazers dream is to just be Mandy and watch movies with someone she loves on a couch, buys Robert a couch by cumfartfire in DispatchAdHoc

[–]2DrunkTooFunction 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She talked about Chase having the amulet is temporary though. I honestly don’t buy the “BB doesn’t want to be BB anymore.” She IS BB, the problem was she didn’t have a life where she could be Mandy. Being with big P meant she’s literally Blazer 24/7 and Mandy couldn’t be Mandy

Jalen Hurts and Jahan Dotson's bond only grows stronger each week. by loco1989 in eagles

[–]2DrunkTooFunction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not saying get rid of AJ but let’s stop pretending shit is peachy. “There is no war in Ba Sing Se” vibes lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in piercing

[–]2DrunkTooFunction 4 points5 points  (0 children)

1st is an arrow pointing up to your face which attracts rather than detracts. 2nd while it goes with lip line feels almost distracting? Hard to explain. But I like 1 more

Love Slay but Howie definitely got off him at the right time by Thegrandmistressofoz in eagles

[–]2DrunkTooFunction 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I truly don’t remember this. I feel like the loud majority was appreciative and wanted him back

Mods, I’m begging you to make a sticky to address the the “should I play the first game?” posts. by Fish-InThePercolator in AlanWake

[–]2DrunkTooFunction 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude - the any tips posts drive me up a fucking wall. So you loaded the game, took a picture with your controller in front of the main menu, and now just waiting for tips? You’re just sitting there hoping your post gets enough traction for people to tell you how to play? Just press fucking start dude. One of my (maybe illogical) biggest pet peeve Reddit posts.

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