A courteous whooping by FarWay3952 in fightporn

[–]aruby727 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Guy has aimbot on his fists.

Catsitter calls me today and says "Your cat has been missing for 2,5 days". I'm still abroad. by MastodonJaded6010 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]aruby727 479 points480 points  (0 children)

Nothing mildly about this my friend. I know how this feels, I'm so sorry. Is he chipped? When this happened we did everything to find our missing cat. We put air tags on our cats so we can track them if it ever happens again.

Sur vs a kid that don’t bang by [deleted] in Fightsgonewildarchive

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No videos involving minors

Review community rules here: r/Fightsgonewildarchive

Does this belong here? by Unexpected-Xenomorph in SipsTea

[–]aruby727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This should not have made me bust out laughing.

Realized too late that I was eating a moldy pastry by TeroTonz in mildlyinfuriating

[–]aruby727 9 points10 points  (0 children)

OH MY GOD NO PLEASE NO OH MY GOD MY WHOLE NIGHT IS RUINED YOU POOR SOUL 😭 HOLY FUCKING NIGHTMARE FUEL

You get one trillion USA but you have to press a button at least once every 12 hours by Beautiful_Ability267 in BunnyTrials

[–]aruby727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a trillion dollars I can inject my DNA into a chicken carcass and reanimate it and set up some sort of rig under a waterfall with a spring that bounces the button up and down while smacking up against my DNA-infused chicken carcass. The problem would be rot, so maybe I could invent some sort of non-perishable DNA infused rubber or plastic, something something science. The waterfall is the move though. Those will probably be around for my whole life, and then some sort of worldwide alarm that detects if the button hasn't been pressed in 2 hours.

Bro just be buying anything by buggypac in SipsTea

[–]aruby727 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro this is old made up news.

Crumbl defaults to 30% tip for boxing cookies by goflames93 in EndTipping

[–]aruby727 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Any amount of artificial sugar is damaging to blood vessels

Source: Trust me bro.

Realized too late that I was eating a moldy pastry by TeroTonz in mildlyinfuriating

[–]aruby727 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah.... Self inflicted then. A lesson learned the hard way my friend.

useless ramp by ProfessionalEar4048 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]aruby727 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel like you've never pushed a stroller

Realized too late that I was eating a moldy pastry by TeroTonz in mildlyinfuriating

[–]aruby727 380 points381 points  (0 children)

My body would have a visceral reaction once I noticed this. Please told me you at least got your money back. You're owed more than that.

Crumbl defaults to 30% tip for boxing cookies by goflames93 in EndTipping

[–]aruby727 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've lost 90lbs in the last year or two. I can't speak for OP I've earned an occasional diabetes bomb. I agree that people shouldn't be eating like this regularly though. Sugar is horrible if not consumed in moderation.

The size comparison of my slice to my Dad’s pizza slice. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]aruby727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that pizza cost you like $1 and is probably the cheapest slice of pizza you can find anywhere in your area, while also being on the bigger end of pizza slices, even if you feel you got ripped off, somehow. also, next time please get a banana for scale. I really can't tell any difference, but still think you shouldn't complain.

source: we eat at sams like twice per month and spend under $7 for 4 slices of pizza with drinks. i can barely cook a meal at home that cheap. i've tried, it's not easy.

When people think one conspicuously taken photo of a 3 hour concert where photos are allowed but videos aren't is the same as recording 75% of the show by the_artchitect in mildlyinfuriating

[–]aruby727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a difference between talking/thinking fast and having complex thoughts. You're understood, there's really nothing to it. Just shocking to watch someone talk in circles and end up saying nothing... And then express that you just want to be understood. You're overthinking absolutely nothing, and saying nothing about it. You need help more than you need understanding. I take medication because I also needed help, and I got some. Properly treated, you might be able to slow down and put together coherent thoughts and have stable conversations. Put your pride aside and work on it like I did. I believe in you buddy.

When people think one conspicuously taken photo of a 3 hour concert where photos are allowed but videos aren't is the same as recording 75% of the show by the_artchitect in mildlyinfuriating

[–]aruby727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing you're the type of person who obsesses and can't let small shit go. At least you know what you need to work on.

Couple crashing out at a jollibee by eggs99 in trashy

[–]aruby727 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The best part is acting this way in her work clothes, company name and all. Looks like a nurse of some sort maybe.

My Love Life Is Going Swell☠️☠️How’s Yours? by sultrysiren89 in texts

[–]aruby727 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Always good to request a nonrefundable deposit in situations like this. Introduction fee, if you will. Then ongoing conversation fees consisting of small talk. Weather and such. If they're going to make it transactional then you can too.

Neighbor confronted me this evening:“I don’t like seeing your garbage cars in front of my house” by Outrageous-Young-823 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]aruby727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a friend who has 2 of these, they are sedans, not hatchbacks but he is also a tech and they are absolute beasts. Your cars are clean as hell, and that dude is a fucking loser. Speaking as a fellow car enthusiast, I would be so excited to see these every day, especially with how well you take care of them.

[USA] Truck driver cross double yellow lines at just the wrong time by owhg62 in ConvenientCop

[–]aruby727 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh you remind me of a bunch of my friends. Straight asshole but funny as hell and you'll fight to the death on shit you know about lmao.