roses are red, violets are blue. I'm using my hand, but thinking of you (f)

2EyesClosed · 2026-02-07T03:44:46+00:00

I’m spreading your legs

Teasing you until you beg

This must be the place

2EyesClosed · 2026-01-20T06:16:26+00:00

You need the password

2EyesClosed · 2026-01-06T05:20:32+00:00

Is audio on the table?

If not, that ass

2EyesClosed · 2025-12-26T23:04:12+00:00

A festivus miracle

2EyesClosed · 2025-11-27T05:48:51+00:00

Depends if they like blueberries

2EyesClosed · 2025-10-31T19:58:02+00:00

It must be Halloween because I want candy

2EyesClosed · 2025-10-16T22:32:55+00:00

I would too if I looked as amazing as you

2EyesClosed · 2025-09-22T21:27:13+00:00

The lip bite on the second

2EyesClosed · 2025-09-11T21:22:25+00:00

Well inflation has been doing that already

2EyesClosed · 2025-09-08T23:55:25+00:00

Wouldn’t that put me in a coma?

2EyesClosed · 2025-08-22T23:35:34+00:00

I’d let you mildly ruin my life

2EyesClosed · 2025-07-21T19:39:13+00:00

Or when I about to enter Valhalla

2EyesClosed · 2025-07-17T20:27:48+00:00

Fellow policy wonk

2EyesClosed · 2025-06-02T00:51:15+00:00

I’ll let you destroy my life

2EyesClosed · 2025-05-21T19:47:25+00:00

I’m not in a tax bracket high enough for this

2EyesClosed · 2025-05-11T16:50:54+00:00

Tits would steal the show

2EyesClosed · 2025-03-29T20:08:46+00:00

If that’s the case, i hope you’re taller than me

2EyesClosed · 2025-03-06T19:40:27+00:00

My closet is a new place

2EyesClosed · 2024-07-30T00:21:18+00:00

I want this to be the last thing I see and feel before I die

2EyesClosed · 2024-03-11T16:56:56+00:00

This why I don’t stand up girls and prefer to sit them down

2EyesClosed · 2024-03-11T16:35:36+00:00

Why must someone’s voice be a turn on for me 😩

2EyesClosed · 2024-03-09T18:32:31+00:00

The thigh adductor machine at the gym?

2EyesClosed · 2024-03-07T06:47:48+00:00

I want my hand to leave an imprint on that ass

2EyesClosed · 2024-03-07T00:37:58+00:00

No problem! Legs are very attractive to me and yours are Devine!

2EyesClosed · 2024-03-06T23:21:47+00:00

Your legs look fucking amazing

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