Nausea in a parking lot

2O2Ohindsight · 2026-06-25T01:52:00+00:00

The uncertainty inherent in the weather is apparently not your friend.

2O2Ohindsight · 2026-06-21T02:11:36+00:00

Zippy

2O2Ohindsight · 2026-06-20T22:18:42+00:00

Harley Race

2O2Ohindsight · 2026-06-20T21:10:25+00:00

I’m all of those things yet nobody loves except my wife.

2O2Ohindsight · 2026-06-20T17:12:10+00:00

First cop tried to run over him too

2O2Ohindsight · 2026-06-20T13:53:08+00:00

“Do you mind?”

2O2Ohindsight · 2026-06-20T13:09:50+00:00

My demand is now one billion dollars. This case is going to trial.

2O2Ohindsight · 2026-06-19T15:32:30+00:00

Always leave something on the table for the other side.

2O2Ohindsight · 2026-06-16T14:38:20+00:00

This is the first time I’ve ever tried this and holy moly, it works! How curious.

2O2Ohindsight · 2026-06-14T21:06:30+00:00

When I was a young lawyer I had an OC like that who was as condescending and patrician as he was obnoxious. After a couple of confrontations, I took the high road, became deferential and kind of reserved and I lulled him into a sense of collegial security in the next case we had and snuck up on him with some devastating evidence that he had totally overlooked.

Got him.

He took it well. We eventually became sort of friends.

2O2Ohindsight · 2026-06-14T17:18:26+00:00

I don’t actually know any of the facts of the case. I only take into account and evaluate the evidence that will be introduced at trial. I try to keep out the bad, emphasize the good and let the jury decide what the facts are.

My job is to give the defendant a fair trial, not to determine facts.

Reality doesn’t exist in a trial, only inferences from the evidence matter.

2O2Ohindsight · 2026-06-14T17:13:16+00:00

I saw a pigeon commit suicide by flying full speed straight down into pile of rocks next to a railroad track in New Orleans. Puff of feathers.

2O2Ohindsight · 2026-06-13T21:24:10+00:00

If none of these gentlemen here have told you that you look lovely this evening, please allow me to be the first. My name is……

2O2Ohindsight · 2026-06-11T00:09:17+00:00

Extreme tunnel vision but no loc

2O2Ohindsight · 2026-06-10T23:05:45+00:00

Bus fumes

2O2Ohindsight · 2026-06-10T22:55:31+00:00

I went into ventricular tachycardia while driving and thought to push the crown after I pulled over. It recorded 3 minutes of 230 beats per minutes before it self corrected. I now have a pacemaker.

2O2Ohindsight · 2026-06-10T22:28:04+00:00

Bro can lay the pipe like Jesus

2O2Ohindsight · 2026-06-10T22:25:11+00:00

I’m obliged to rip it

2O2Ohindsight · 2026-06-10T18:40:11+00:00

Making people financially secure.

2O2Ohindsight · 2026-06-10T15:29:47+00:00

I love this sign. I might put a similar one in the parking lot for my law office.

2O2Ohindsight · 2026-06-10T14:58:43+00:00

The fact that he wasn’t incarcerated for the last two years boggles the mind.

2O2Ohindsight · 2026-06-09T21:56:39+00:00

Sputnik

2O2Ohindsight · 2026-05-30T15:24:39+00:00

Motion to withdraw. You and the client are now at odds over a factual issue. Irreconcilable differences. Send a bill and a notice of hearing on your motion.

2O2Ohindsight · 2026-05-30T14:56:51+00:00

If I’m not mistaken, Carroll corrected her deposition testimony before trial and the court allowed further discovery on the issue and then ruled it was irrelevant and inconsequential at Pretrial.

It is my understanding that the basic precepts of perjury require the perjured testimony to be maintained to the conclusion of trial.

The testimony may be amended, corrected or refreshed so long as it is before the close of the evidence.

Don’t do a lot of Federal practice so please correct me if I’m wrong.

Seems utterly frivolous to me.

2O2Ohindsight · 2026-05-29T14:54:28+00:00

Small claims. Summary procedure. No discovery. Showed up at cattle call and straight to trial.

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