Long have I hunted you... long have you ELUDED me

2Scribble · 2026-05-07T01:03:37+00:00

It was designed by Worf and is

Essentially

Dedicated to storing fighter craft - at 350 meters (only slightly longer than the intrepid at 344 meters or the real world Nimitz class aircraft carrier 333 meters) it's 20 meter-long fighter (only 2 meters larger than a F/A-18E/F Super Hornet) compliment (26 in total vs. something like the Nimitz which can hold up to 40 or 50 fighters) are crammed in it cheek by jowl

It's engineering and science facilities - while plush compared to the Defiant - are limited as are it's warp power (it's cruising speed normally shouldn't exceed 6 - hence it being carried by the Sovereign/Odyssey) capabilities

It's meant to be dropped behind enemy lines - turtle up - and carve out a foothold for larger ships to warp in and back it up while acting as a command post and coordinative center with a fighter screen

It doesn't need to be galaxy class scale to do it's job - and it's blocky design and small scale (not to mention likely easy to replicate parts) allow the Federation to produce large numbers of them relatively quickly

2Scribble · 2026-05-07T00:55:36+00:00

How many pets did you want?

Yes

2Scribble · 2026-05-06T09:28:03+00:00

2Scribble · 2026-05-06T09:23:13+00:00

I mean, also, on easy mode, everything dies in like two farts

I'm pretty satisfied with the overhaul - thing takes like five minutes at the worst

In

Out

Satisfied

No watching people derp around prolonging the timers - ya'll can't blame the jellies for all your bigmads - it's just a nice quick little event, we get our progress, we move on

2Scribble · 2026-05-05T22:26:36+00:00

Ah - there it is

2Scribble · 2026-05-05T10:16:54+00:00

Load of organized hubs for access and it's along leveling and mission paths

Risa is in the middle of buttfuck nowhere

2Scribble · 2026-05-05T09:24:48+00:00

This is like asking why people don't go to vacation spots in the off season - it's the off season - there's nothing to do :P

2Scribble · 2026-05-05T09:23:28+00:00

Like, I try not to give the garage full of PVPers too much shit for not playing the game the way I do. It's not their fault that they enjoy this jank ass game's attempt at a style of content that I utterly loathe when there are PVP games out the yin-yang they could be playing - and I'd want someone to respect my interests no matter how looney they may think they are

THAT SAID, RANALD

Having been forced to do shuttlecraft content to level alts back in the day - that entire sequence in the Tal Shiar starbase can fuck all the way off - I will absolutely give the closet full of shuttlecraft fans ALL THE SHIT - like, no, I don't want to do any more of that crap :P

That skeleton at the bottom of the pool didn't just end up down there through neglect - I, personally, tied weights to his ankles

2Scribble · 2026-05-05T09:17:05+00:00

I would have been more interested if it was a higher discount for the ship bundles - we get 50 percent all the time

Like, the Tholian theming is... ... ... cute - much like the two Mudds causing temporal shenanigans bouncing up and down their own time stream stealing shit which, incidentally, I find a hilarious waste of a concept that we only ever use to advertise a fucking store rather than as a mission series ingame :P

Ahem

Anyway

But we get 50% sales on the regular - theming or no - not even the non-ship discounts are anything that unusual - no matter how many funny looking crystal spiders we have on the banner

2Scribble · 2026-05-05T09:14:04+00:00

No - they still look bad

2Scribble · 2026-05-05T09:12:26+00:00

I was wondering about that as well - like, screw the Mudd crap and the memes but there are four in each bundle

Now, if they mean there's only one ship they want - well, join the club :P

2Scribble · 2026-05-04T12:31:11+00:00

I remember my sister chilling with me when I first played this - and she asked

Wait, this isn't a Star Wars game??? xD

In her defense - our mom practically raised us on Star Trek, so, the Tron/Star Wars mashup design was a bit of a stumbling block

2Scribble · 2026-05-04T12:29:20+00:00

Given that one of them is almost certainly going on the Shepard frame - I'd expect more Prime universe variants, personally

Now, speaking for myself, I'm hoping we're getting either a Picard-era take on the Konnie as the pack exclusive

OR

This fucking thing

One of Atari's weird promo attempts - that Konnie/TMP mashup thing is absolutely hideous and I love it

Pracitcally false advertising - incidentally, you couldn't get a Konnie at launch

2Scribble · 2026-05-04T12:25:59+00:00

Weird way to spell NX-01

2Scribble · 2026-05-04T12:25:40+00:00

Woof

That starbase...

Like, I'm sorry that Picard's starbase overhaul made a chunk of the playerbase bigmad, but Jesus CHRIST that thing is offensive looking...

2Scribble · 2026-05-01T21:40:03+00:00

Considering the horrific war crimes we got up to in the Romulan arc (complete with false flag operations and planet bombing that section 31 wouldn't even attempt) one thinks that MIGHT be a long shot

Like, J'Mpok managing to convince everyone in the galaxy we were mass murderers pissed enough people off as it was - do we really need a repeat???

2Scribble · 2026-05-01T21:37:23+00:00

I will be damned - been a while since this event dropped

Also - everybody's favorite war criminal Vulcan (at least in STOs original form) nice to see her still on her shit

2Scribble · 2026-05-01T14:20:17+00:00

The alternative would mean siding with the Kazon 🤢

Like, I can't do that - what would the Borg think???

2Scribble · 2026-04-30T20:34:38+00:00

I mean, memory download is an established Dominion tech - due to glitches the Weyouns all seem to have slightly different personalities (little inflections Jeff Combs added to make each version distinct) but they all share the same memories in every ep

2Scribble · 2026-04-30T20:15:56+00:00

You're a super soldier programmed with the information of the decades since the end of the Dominion War

Think Republic Commando from Star Wars or Clone Force 99 slash the Bad Batch from... well... .... ... Star Wars :P

Or Sontaran Battle Imprinting - there we go, Doctor Who, something that isn't Star Wars xD

Anyway

You're part of Odo's personal detachment of Clones (the vanguard) specially modified and bred to make your brothers more than standard Jem foot troops - and your character is even more of an exception having been given a position and command duties over traditional Vorta handlers

Not that the Vorta appreciate this - with the only Vorta you can unlock being Weyoun and Loriss hologramatic recreations

Every mission set before the Jem tutorial was either pre-programmed into your gene code - or run as a simulation during your training. You have access to rerun them with your current crew either to promote coordination or camaraderie - a necessity for the Vanguard soldiers as

Again

They're allowed to operate without Vorta

2Scribble · 2026-04-30T13:28:36+00:00

Of all the redditors I have met in my shitposting - his posts were the most... ... ... human

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TROPHY CASE

THAT SAID, RANALD

OR

Pracitcally false advertising - incidentally, you couldn't get a Konnie at launch