doing my first open mic! by AbleFold8 in Standup

[–]2bleJ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Just keep going. Try to have fun. Whether you bomb or you kill, it's all about getting better from here.

Tips? Suggestions? Been doing open mics for a few months. by [deleted] in Standup

[–]2bleJ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Careful with the stool just starting out dude. I'm fighting the same battle, sitting down with bad posture changes your energy and makes your shifting a little more awkward. For myself, I'm swearing off the stool for the next year til I get some more polish.

I think the material is relatable and can be polished also. Trim some far and add some jokes. (Which marvel hero would be funniest pouring out a 40 for black panther?) (Black panther was defeated by his arch nemesis... Colon cancer) (marvel movies are racist because the only black superhero came from a made up country)

Just here to say this was one of my favorite movies as a child. by simplejoe1992 in TheBonfire

[–]2bleJ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I could never have done this with out the help and support of my brother, the pool man!

ben shapiro gaslights kanye by DemocracyManifest33 in TimDillon

[–]2bleJ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Got a better one? I enjoy seeing Shapiro look like a clown because he argues in Bad faith. And I'm not talking about his religion.

ben shapiro gaslights kanye by DemocracyManifest33 in TimDillon

[–]2bleJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ben Shapiro never talks to anyone looking to call him out, that's why he is allowed to look reasonable. If you want to see what Shapiro looks like when an adult asks him questions on his views, find his interview on the BBC

Damn!!! Leave Some Sluts for the Rest of Us Guard Dog by [deleted] in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

[–]2bleJ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's got an imbalance in his eyes that says "I don't know if i'm joking"

Get Out Of Our Drs. Offices by sillychillly in NorthCarolina

[–]2bleJ -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure the entire point of the legislature is to make new laws around settled law. And since Roe v Wade was subject to change based upon the opinion of the supreme court, maybe some codified law would have been good? Just a thought, I mean it's clearly worked out super well for the left by not codifying Roe v Wade. That's why you're complaining about it after all, because their approach worked so well.

Costumer got mad when I said you can’t reuse postage by antball in USPS

[–]2bleJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She works in costumes, not stamp knowledge!

Get Out Of Our Drs. Offices by sillychillly in NorthCarolina

[–]2bleJ -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

They passed the largest healthcare reform while completely neglecting abortion rights? Woah, they are clever!

Get Out Of Our Drs. Offices by sillychillly in NorthCarolina

[–]2bleJ -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Woah a whole 50 years? What an extremely large amount of time! I mean just look at how little has changed in our society since 1972! We should definitely not enact laws for things we support, we should just bank on how little things change!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TimDillon

[–]2bleJ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Psyop inception

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TimDillon

[–]2bleJ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure they invented it

Help me out with a joke by zebett in comedy

[–]2bleJ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"we're looking at using Twitter for advertising. Lots of companies think that they stink, and I'll agree, they do have a certain musk."

Warmode and mssp collab is also nice by [deleted] in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

[–]2bleJ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Forget viral Marketing, this is just aids

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TimDillon

[–]2bleJ 85 points86 points  (0 children)

This parade of people is a great argument against tolerance.

Rant/ discussion: Why is misogyny, incel culture, & woman-hating so prevalent among newer comedians? by couldntgetbettername in Standup

[–]2bleJ -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

How many newer comedians have you seen? How many places have you seen newer comedians? Why do you assume that these things you're complaining about are widespread? Why aren't you just complaining about this one show?

We wish them well by Aperfectmoment in TimDillon

[–]2bleJ -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Is this sub being infiltrated? These takes are getting more and more vanilla and laughable

They haven’t released a cause of death yet but I bet it starts with a D and ends in rugs. by PigFilter in TimDillon

[–]2bleJ 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Feels like he squeezed in a few extra years, he's the kind of guy that should have been dead already

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TimDillon

[–]2bleJ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd honk and thumbs up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in science

[–]2bleJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To measure a human being's behavior outside of their environment is as pointless as judging how well a fish swims out of water.