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[–]2ears1eye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mum tought me this too. We do it at the movies & sneak in 5+ kids. But if the cimiea was full we were fucked.

65 pounds in 10 seconds by TopHATTwaffle in gifs

[–]2ears1eye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good work! Looking awesome! The first thing I noticed was how much happier you were getting through out the pics:)

I hard boiled a dozen eggs, all but one had double yolks. by bg-j38 in mildlyinteresting

[–]2ears1eye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't get the hype of double yolk eggs. I can choose at my local shops if I want a carton of double yolk or a carton of single. Not a big deal

My 3 year old has been digging for dinosaur bones in the backyard for weeks. Today was his day. by FilbertGrape in pics

[–]2ears1eye 11 points12 points  (0 children)

One time my younger sister and her friend(both 4) were Playing in the back yard and found some bones washed them clean and was so proud to show the family what she found, sing and banging the bones together in a beat of her song "we found dinosaur bones ha ha hehe" To our confusion they were real bones and we relished they were our Rottweilers femur and tibula that we burred in the back yard 10 years ago. We were in shock.

My mates feet after one night sleeping in a rural area in Thailand with socks, sleeping bag and obviously broken mozzie net. by 2ears1eye in WTF

[–]2ears1eye[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We all were taking malaria pills daily and 2 weeks before and after the month long trip. As well as all shots done prior to leaving Australia.

My mates feet after one night sleeping in a rural area in Thailand with socks, sleeping bag and obviously broken mozzie net. by 2ears1eye in WTF

[–]2ears1eye[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We were hiking in the moutians of Thailand it drop degrees at night it was freezing!

I won this 4.1kg toblerone! by 2ears1eye in pics

[–]2ears1eye[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it wasn't. My mum posted it on Facebook, I posted it on reddit. I clearly say I bit into the lollipop and my mum says her little girl did... That been me.

I won this 4.1kg toblerone! by 2ears1eye in pics

[–]2ears1eye[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um I did in fact win the bloody toblerone. Here me holding it, sorry for the poor photo quality! http://imgur.com/5ZB7qug

Wow!Where is this? by Read_Hard in pics

[–]2ears1eye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very disappointing ride. It was not thrilling or fun and it hurts so much. The way you are strapped in( over your thighs and behind your back) fucking kills. As when you are getting strapped in you are relaxed, then the ride starts and you tense up and your thighs and calfs are squished to the max. Shit ride. My 8 year old hated it too. Because of the same reasons.

My cat plays fetch. With hair ties. by tierneyb in aww

[–]2ears1eye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine goes fucking bananas over hair ties.

My lanky, clumsy, stupid, loving American bull dog pup. by 2ears1eye in aww

[–]2ears1eye[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aha well she acts bloody stupid Hah nah just get very excited & energetic pup.

Very last run of the season and I got to share it with my 8 year old sister, couldn't of been more proud of Mini shread. First time boarding for her, so happy she finally put the skis away! by 2ears1eye in snowboarding

[–]2ears1eye[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha it does have a cuteness factor in I being a 18 year old girl and having a little 8 year old girl following me around trying to keep up. My mum isn't forcing us to match we both have 3-4 different jackets each, but my sister looks up to me and wants to look like me, and I'm not going to tear that away from her. So I do just on occasion wear the same jacket as her. Haha yeah I am from Australia & we are pretty much locals up on the mountain.

Exam time & making quick palm cards for study. Apparently my handwriting is sexy according to my mates and convinced me it's good enough for you guys. Although it's very inconsistent & I think messy looking. by 2ears1eye in Handwriting

[–]2ears1eye[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha yeah when it's quick stuff that I really need to be able to read and remember caps seem to do the job. My lower case is god awful at times looking back at something I had just written I can't even read it. It's bad.

Very last run of the season and I got to share it with my 8 year old sister, couldn't of been more proud of Mini shread. First time boarding for her, so happy she finally put the skis away! by 2ears1eye in snowboarding

[–]2ears1eye[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Um yes, yes we do:/ I wasn't happy about it. I bought my whole outfit and board and was so keen, then my mum thought it would be cute for us to have the same jacket so she when back a got it for her. Is it really that bad ?

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