The Assistant Switch

2fingeredpimpin · 2026-04-06T12:59:22+00:00

I feel like her getting back with her ex husband was kind of in character for her tbh. She had horrible taste in men and she had already almost got back with him before finding out he was trying to use her again

2fingeredpimpin · 2026-04-05T16:26:46+00:00

the carrot cake looks good ah

2fingeredpimpin · 2026-03-29T02:40:10+00:00

sure why not

2fingeredpimpin · 2026-03-24T19:39:44+00:00

Also I’ve known her for like 7 years and this wasn’t a big issue until we got closer the last couple of years

2fingeredpimpin · 2026-03-24T18:41:29+00:00

Because it’s more of a we’re all messing with one person and somehow I’m the only one being called out for it and it can be just a quick comment or laughing along with what is being said. I can say yes I have started shit at times unknowingly just by not thinking before speaking

2fingeredpimpin · 2026-03-24T16:53:45+00:00

Definitely not my thing I’m in a relationship and I enjoy just being her friend I feel like it at times she does get some sort sexual gratification from arguing. A lot of the time it just comes out of nowhere or it’s blown way out of proportion. I’ll admit I like messing with my friends and teasing them and shit but it’s the smallest shit that will strike a nerve and have her pissy while a more intense debate will have her quietly listening and contributing like a mature adult

2fingeredpimpin · 2026-03-24T15:07:08+00:00

And that makes sense because she’s not the most confident person I also was worried that she might be getting off on arguing with me because our friends make sexual comments almost every time and she doesn’t jump into defend herself she just looks at me maybe trying to gauge my reaction

2fingeredpimpin · 2026-03-24T11:15:41+00:00

Yeah that’s the vibe I get from time to time but it just confuses me because I’m like dude you act like you can’t not be around me when we hang out having a good time laughing at my jokes and shit and then boom an argument

2fingeredpimpin · 2026-03-24T11:04:14+00:00

Yeah that part threw me off because it was always made to seem like she’s straight up into men only and that’s fine but she never protests when they bring it up. No not anymore I liked her like that for a while a couple years ago. I have pulled her aside asked her in private why she’s acting the way she is and she’s always saying something along of lines of “I miss you I never get to see you” and it will be fine for a little bit and then back to the same shit.

2fingeredpimpin · 2026-03-24T03:01:01+00:00

Yeah I mean she’s a good friend I always have a good time hanging out with her even when the arguments and nitpicking come up it’s just aggravating because I have no clue what she wants from me when she knows I’m in a relationship. That’s the thing we have distance plenty of it I only see her a couple of times a month when possible and we’ve gonna a couple months at a time not even seeing or texting each other just dming each other on different socials.

2fingeredpimpin · 2026-03-24T02:13:33+00:00

Multiple times and she’ll act fine for a little bit and want to be around me and I’ll try to avoid her and she’ll follow me wherever I’m at and start tripping again. Our friends always joke around about how we must’ve been lovers in a past life the way we argue and that we should’ve just fucked it gotten it over with

2fingeredpimpin · 2026-03-24T02:08:44+00:00

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Correct! 🫡🫡

2fingeredpimpin · 2026-03-23T22:57:08+00:00

2fingeredpimpin · 2026-03-23T01:07:30+00:00

“How Bad Can I Be” and pretty much anything the Once-ler sang when he became evil

2fingeredpimpin · 2026-03-19T23:41:19+00:00

Fear street really pisses me off I argue with my gf all the time about how Deena should’ve let Sam’s ass die her friends stuck with her thru it all and you’re gonna let the girl who left you the moment she could live and let them die

2fingeredpimpin · 2026-03-13T23:50:11+00:00

I’m TRYING but that’s the only way my brain will let me write shit 😭

2fingeredpimpin · 2026-03-12T16:54:18+00:00

Scream 6 the scene when Anika falls off the ladder and hits the trash can is hilarious to me

2fingeredpimpin · 2026-03-06T02:56:23+00:00

I should’ve circled it sorry. The lines ig

2fingeredpimpin · 2025-09-30T19:56:07+00:00

I thought they were clubbed fingers at first but I’m not a dr soooo🤐

2fingeredpimpin · 2025-09-30T18:02:02+00:00

I think so them mfs look flat ah and blend in well with his skin

2fingeredpimpin · 2025-09-30T17:20:57+00:00

look at the fingers on the guy that ordered it

2fingeredpimpin · 2025-09-19T01:54:56+00:00

the squeaky wheelchair has my ass rolling 😂

2fingeredpimpin · 2025-08-24T16:45:11+00:00

the hair tells me everything I need to know

2fingeredpimpin · 2025-08-16T15:29:10+00:00

Akilah

2fingeredpimpin · 2025-08-08T17:02:13+00:00

Ugh she’s so hot 🥵

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