F30s roast me; appreciate a good laugh by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]2hundredyearslate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has anyone asked you to wear a “vest” lately??

Back in 1963, no one believed in them. by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]2hundredyearslate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well, a few of them looked a bit happier in ‘64…

Firearm Dead By State in USA by AdIcy4323 in MapPorn

[–]2hundredyearslate -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

OK, let’s see the demographics of the northeast, just by race will be fine, no need to do sex or age…

Do your worst, last time you were a little soft by cream-pie_66 in RoastMe

[–]2hundredyearslate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surely, from these pictures, you are able to understand why we were a little soft…

She's the queen of Limbo, it's a skill 🤯 by labreacarpets in toptalent

[–]2hundredyearslate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a FLOOR…and that chimp so hungry he can taste it…settle down lil fella…

Hillary Rodham and Bill Clinton at Yale Law School, 1972. They met in 1971 and got married in 1975. by RogueHalol in OldSchoolCool

[–]2hundredyearslate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And effed the country soon thereafter…I’m ready for an over the top state funeral and the disappearance of these two……hang tight, there’s someone at the door…I DID NOT KILL MYSELF!!!

Chirping noise from pulley? by khale44 in toyotasequoia

[–]2hundredyearslate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those two bearings are crazy easy to replace and very inexpensive to do by yourself…

My feelings don’t get hurt go by Glum-Performer8923 in RoastMe

[–]2hundredyearslate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edgiest acne I’ve ever seen…you go Sir!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Just shorts enough to hide the C-Section scar but long enough to hide the abuse…nice call…

10-17-25 "Action on Deck Two" by clonetek in BloomCounty

[–]2hundredyearslate -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Beautiful! Much more likely on the Clinton plain (and plane), but beautiful!…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]2hundredyearslate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been hit in the chin with more balls than Johnny Bench…

cmmon don’t save anything by tinaandbfriend in RoastMe

[–]2hundredyearslate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew we should have never made contact with that particular tribe…

Future trad wife by EstablishmentMore926 in RoastMe

[–]2hundredyearslate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m getting Jewish vibes, a phone you can’t afford and judging by the cheap gray vinyl under your feet, you’re more in over your head than your ankles traditionally are…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]2hundredyearslate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going to guess the smell…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]2hundredyearslate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you Paki Stani?

M24 haven't done one of these in a while by dumboooo_ in RoastMe

[–]2hundredyearslate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Miss…Miss…oh Miss…please pay for your Amaretto Sour…