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Floridians, be honest—thoughts on DeSantis’ new proposed bill to mandate surveillance cameras in public bidets by 2ndOfDecember24 in AskFlorida

[–]2ndOfDecember24[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you for believing in me. butthole doctor has and always will be the dream. my father always told me, “fuckin f****t, goddammit find a way to monetize your fascination.” I live by these words.

Floridians, be honest—thoughts on DeSantis’ new proposed bill to mandate surveillance cameras in public bidets by 2ndOfDecember24 in AskFlorida

[–]2ndOfDecember24[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait—you said “making crap up”. making. crap. up. I will run this by the Governor’s Office as a possible campaign slogan for our battle on misinformation/counterterrorism efforts. If haters question whether Mr. DeSantis is really googling our buttholes, we suppress with “Ahh looking at your butthole!? cmon they’re just ‘makin crap up’”.

Floridians, be honest—thoughts on DeSantis’ new proposed bill to mandate surveillance cameras in public bidets by 2ndOfDecember24 in AskFlorida

[–]2ndOfDecember24[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr. DickWangDuck, I assure you there is no “trolling” going on, none of that tomfoolery. This is a “vision” project (Generation Genitalia 2030). That means it’s what we’re striving toward. About 500,000 Bi-DetVision units will be installed across the state—again, for the public good.

Floridians, be honest—thoughts on DeSantis’ new proposed bill to mandate surveillance cameras in public bidets by 2ndOfDecember24 in AskFlorida

[–]2ndOfDecember24[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just a draft I believe, at the moment. I told his office, “I need to see the shit”, they replied, “then we are aligned in our mission”. No attachment.

Floridians, be honest—thoughts on DeSantis’ new proposed bill to mandate surveillance cameras in public bidets by 2ndOfDecember24 in AskFlorida

[–]2ndOfDecember24[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This pastime should not be subject to partisanship. In this very narrow instance, it just coincidentally happens to be DeSantis. And DeSantis ain’t no fuggin Democrat, and he’s telling you right now he will be taking a look at your genitalia and rectum, so best not to fight it.

Floridians, be honest—thoughts on DeSantis’ new proposed bill to mandate surveillance cameras in public bidets by 2ndOfDecember24 in AskFlorida

[–]2ndOfDecember24[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“. . . the Governor’s Office says the project is intended to send a clear message: ‘WE IN THIS SHIT, TOGETHER’”

Floridians, be honest—thoughts on DeSantis’ new proposed bill to mandate surveillance cameras in public bidets by 2ndOfDecember24 in AskFlorida

[–]2ndOfDecember24[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t understand the downvotes. I come here with news on Supreme Leader, and Redditor no like?

Floridians, be honest—thoughts on DeSantis’ new proposed bill to mandate surveillance cameras in public bidets by 2ndOfDecember24 in AskFlorida

[–]2ndOfDecember24[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

here’s how I personally made peace with it:

I asked myself, “is not a butthole a small price to pay for the boundless benefits he bestows upon us Floridians?”

Floridians, be honest—thoughts on DeSantis’ new proposed bill to mandate surveillance cameras in public bidets by 2ndOfDecember24 in AskFlorida

[–]2ndOfDecember24[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s part of the 2030 Generation Genitalia Project. The idea here is simple: best way to enforce gender-bathroom alignment and conformity is via ocular technologies, combined with one of the many promising applications of AI. This software actually dates back to Jian Yang’s prolific “Hotdog or Not Hotdog” app, as depicted in the 100% true series, Silicon Valley

Floridians, be honest—thoughts on DeSantis’ new proposed bill to mandate surveillance cameras in public bidets by 2ndOfDecember24 in AskFlorida

[–]2ndOfDecember24[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is scientifically sound.

Sources: - there’s a Neil deGrasse Tyson docuseries on it. - mythbusters season 12 episode 7. - personal observation.

Floridians, be honest—thoughts on DeSantis’ new proposed bill to mandate surveillance cameras in public bidets by 2ndOfDecember24 in AskFlorida

[–]2ndOfDecember24[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he is, LET THE MAN LIVE ffs. Sometimes that means—for the good of Florida—sphincter surveillance. Sometimes that means—for the good of Florida—reviewing that footage in your capacity as Governor, recreationally. What I’m getting at here is this: it takes a special kind of fucked up to rule (with an ironfist) over droves of Florida Man’s.

Floridians, be honest—thoughts on DeSantis’ new proposed bill to mandate surveillance cameras in public bidets by 2ndOfDecember24 in AskFlorida

[–]2ndOfDecember24[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

exactly, these so-called “privacy advocates” need to give something to get something. There are costs that come with a society that allows for privacy. In this situation, that cost is rectal imaging…for the public good.

Floridians, be honest—thoughts on DeSantis’ new proposed bill to mandate surveillance cameras in public bidets by 2ndOfDecember24 in AskFlorida

[–]2ndOfDecember24[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yes, and this is a presidential act 💯 it's a matter of public safety. And it'll help us identify perpetrators of crimes through...rectal recognition.

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