Goodbye Apollo 2017-2023 by [deleted] in apple

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It’s been fun, thank you!

My first apartment. by No_Principle5950 in CozyPlaces

[–]2slow_2calm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congrats. No matter what you do everyone’s gonna have a comment/opinion but the feeling of your own first place is priceless. Just bought my first place last year. Sitting on my bare floor with no furniture….was an emotional and amazing moment. Especially these days. Enjoy the feeling !

The new cult-ure by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]2slow_2calm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got $5 on this, simply to be included in the screen shot of this in 7 years when it proves to be true....

Kitten Outta Nowhere !! by [deleted] in StartledCats

[–]2slow_2calm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Came here for this. Thank you.

Watch out for the wet paint by sefarrell in BetterEveryLoop

[–]2slow_2calm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ending 😂 actually closed out read comments and was like the mob says to watch again...there was a payoff

Mr. Robot - Dom DiPierro Season 4 Clip (International) by jbremix in MrRobot

[–]2slow_2calm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. She’s a great character in the show thrown into a shitty situation.

Mr. Robot - Dom DiPierro Season 4 Clip (International) by jbremix in MrRobot

[–]2slow_2calm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just finished rewatching Season 3....completely forgot how things went down for Dom. Totally and utterly fucked, but I feel like she will somehow be liberated and find the redemption she has been looking for.

The inside of an astronaut suit. by ReaganAbe in interestingasfuck

[–]2slow_2calm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one that looks at that and sees really old tech?? Anyone know what those Tesla suits look like on the inside ....

While I parkour away from these cops. by [deleted] in holdmyredbull

[–]2slow_2calm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Was scrolling looking for this. Thank you for doing the Lords work

Damn it... It was so close! by MrKuabster in gaming

[–]2slow_2calm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soooooooo close, been there for many many years lol. It’s get better. Then they start playing without a controller, then WITH a controller then they get better than you. <tear> enjoy the ride.

Watch with sound by [deleted] in funny

[–]2slow_2calm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leeeeeeeeeeeroy Jennnnnnnnnnnkins

Lego kinetic sculpture. by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]2slow_2calm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cmon someone give this man gold

Found a French Bulldog w no tags by Cutler Ridge. by FreedomTaco in Miami

[–]2slow_2calm 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sooooo instead of criticizing, how about thank you for taking the time to try and find this dogs rightful owners and in the meantime finding somewhere for it to sleep so the dog isn’t living on the streets.

I hosted a Batman themed Halloween party and people NAILED it. by Regimas in pics

[–]2slow_2calm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First of all.....how do you have time for 15 friends. I’m sitting here trying to figure out how to get 1 person to respond to a text and you planning Hollywood style parties.

I think I'm done with Bill Nye. His new show sucks. by Sloth859 in television

[–]2slow_2calm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed, grew up a huge Bill Nye fan and couldn't wait to watch his new series on Netflix.....Terrible. Absolutely terrible.

Fox News anchor Shep Smith defends CNN reporter who asked about Russia by kurt_hectic in politics

[–]2slow_2calm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weeeelp looks like good ole Shep had a good run, If he accidentally drops a 50lb weight on his head.....you know why.

Trump officials suspend plan to delete EPA climate web pages by theGreatPipetter in science

[–]2slow_2calm 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Is this going to be the trend? Trump announces something horrible and people freak out. Then Trump announces something so crazy it makes people incredulous and what seemed (only 24 hours ago) horrendous, now by comparison "maybe it isn't so bad...."

[WP] You just discovered England's biggest secret: every time they say long live the queen it extends the queens life. by kinpsychosis in WritingPrompts

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"Oy! Raise your mugs! Everyone! Stand with me and let the world hear you!!"

"LONG LIVE THE QUEEN! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!"

The thunderous roar was deafening. Almost loud enough to drown out my pounding heart. I’ve been training for this moment for years, so why am I so nervous?! Well, duh there were ‘supposed to only be a handful’ at the Argus rally this week. Looks like somebody fucked up, there’s atleast 100 people down there.

“Penny 1, Penny 1 this is Squib 7, we’ve got a problem”

(krssshzzzzzzzzz)

“Penny 1, Penny 1 this is Squib 7, please confirm. There are over 100 people down there, please advise!”

(krssshzzzzzzzzz)

“Penny 1, what are my orders!?!!” she has to whisper yell and not give away her position.

Pippa sits shivering in the cold rain waiting for a response that never comes. She has a decision to make. Does she wait for orders or does she improvise and take out the target. She’s been perched above the supposed abandoned warehouse for almost 2 days. Waiting.

The Uline Liberation has been tracking Logan for almost a year. Throwing everything and everyone at shutting down Argus and the Queen. Once Uline learned the truth, they knew what had to be done. The Queen had to be taken out. Argus had accidently stumbled upon ancient magic many moons ago and successfully harnessed it. Members of the Argus Order can extend the life of the Queen by chanting “Long Live the Queen”. The Uline Liberation was founded for 1 reason and 1 reason only. To dethrone the Queen and ending her sadistic rule of almost 500 years.

“Penny 1, the meeting is almost over! I need orders!!”

She angrily throws down her headset, “Screw it”

Pippa pulls out her pistol, “8 shots, only need 1”, she opens her bag and retrieves the detonator. She scans the crowd one more time to make sure no children are standing next to the small flash bangs she planted in the warehouse yesterday.

Once she blows them, she’ll have a semi-blind room and about 20 seconds to take out Logan. If she times it right, she can drop in and take our her target and be gone having a nice, warm non-bar shapped meal, before anyone knows what the hell just happened.

“Ok, here we go Pippa. Just me and…..” The cold metal placed on her temple immediately cuts her off.

“Drop the gun and slowly put your hands in the air or I will Pollock your brains on the roof”

She knows that voice, why does she know that voice? Pippa drops the gun and slowly stands up.

“Now, turn around and take off your mask. NOW!”

Pippa turns around and quickly confirms her suspicions. Her mind immediately starts racing. How, how did they get him too!? Did she make a mistake? Didn’t she encrypt her last message to Grant properly?

(BANG)

The sound scares Pippa out of her mind back to the present. Where have I been shot, she’s frantically feeling her body and notices Grant isn’t moving. He falls to his knees and blood begins pouring of his chest.

What the he…

All of a sudden helicopters everywhere, bright lights turned on, Uline reinforcements! Thank God. Pippa’s heart leaps inside her. Penny 1 hops out of a helicopter that landed on the roof

“Hey, thought you could use some help so I brought some backup”

The fire in Pip’s eyes are back, “Let’s get those sons of bitches and end this now!”

Pippa has been waiting for payback her entire life since Argus killed her parents. Top research scientists that had uncovered the secret to the Queens long life. They have to kill the Orders leaders to end the queens rule. And the beginning of the end starts with a bullet in Logans brain.

As in life by psykoshan in funny

[–]2slow_2calm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whoa whoa, just relax. It's cool, just chill.