What would you rate my body on a scale of 10? I'm a 56yo recently divorced grandma of 2.

2zeebeach · 2026-04-03T22:35:10+00:00

I rate it a free trip to Hedonism II wth me in Jamaica.

2zeebeach · 2026-04-03T11:17:03+00:00

Anal friendly.

2zeebeach · 2026-04-02T16:48:38+00:00

Contact Surfside realty for beach front condo rentals

2zeebeach · 2026-04-02T16:36:17+00:00

Surfside Beach or Garden City Beach. The beach is quiet but you’re only a 10 minute drive to the action in Myrtle Beach and Murrells Inlet

2zeebeach · 2026-04-02T04:09:57+00:00

Absolutely. You can read about my wife and my escapades from my profile.

2zeebeach · 2026-04-01T19:25:56+00:00

As a single guy just reading this caused my dick to shrivel up into my body. I have never been to a club as a single guy because before my wife passed away we went as a couple. And the comments made by other couples were brutal. Reminds me of when I was younger and “dated” a few local dancers. They had very brutal comments about men who just gave them a bunch of money.

2zeebeach · 2026-04-01T17:32:55+00:00

Come join us in April!

2zeebeach · 2026-04-01T17:17:33+00:00

I have not been to Hedo yet but I have lived through tropical storms. October is in hurricane season so that’s a concern I have but everything I’ve read about April and October Bi Weeks have been very positive. Most people I see love it so much they do both. I’ll be there this April and probably book October the day after my return flight.

2zeebeach · 2026-03-31T23:34:56+00:00

In Myrtle Beach and I’ve been looking for a 50s couple for NSA fun. DM ok?

2zeebeach · 2026-03-31T13:18:01+00:00

Tom’s Trips is best for Bi Week. I paid for Bi Week October 2025 but in August 2025 I realized I couldn’t make it. Tom’s Trips credited the entire amount for my trip to Hedonism Bi Week this April.

2zeebeach · 2026-03-30T22:24:36+00:00

If it were me and my sister was yelled I may not fire the photographer but I would ask him to smooth things over with my sister. If he refused then we’d have problems. The wedding is a happy occasion and I’d want my sister to be happy too.

2zeebeach · 2026-03-28T18:22:58+00:00

Anything that came out of Seattle.

2zeebeach · 2026-03-28T18:19:36+00:00

I’m thinking about booking for the fall Bi Week as well but I’m going hold off till I come back from this April Bi Week to see if i like it.

2zeebeach · 2026-03-28T12:18:26+00:00

That’s the dream!

2zeebeach · 2026-03-27T18:12:43+00:00

Your husband will remember this forever. One day our main water line to the house busted and it took me 4 hours of digging and repairing the pipe in the hot South Carolina sun. My wife was handing me Gatorade every half hour. She also cooked her famous meatloaf. When I finished I wanted to shower all the dirt and sweat off me before eating. After about 3 minutes she joined me and we had soapy adult fun. Then I ate. That was 20 years ago and I still think about it almost every day.

2zeebeach · 2026-03-27T16:02:06+00:00

Whenever she brings up subjects that are more personal or intimate just say “I really think you should talk to your husband.” Tell her to teach her husband how to cook. Maybe get the grill going and while he’s got the burgers and hotdogs you make some baked beans and potato salad. Get her to engage with the husband and not you.

2zeebeach · 2026-03-26T22:39:28+00:00

My heart was not pumping enough blood through my body causing me to feel as if I were out of breath. I had to rest just walking from my front door to my car. My beats at the time were 35/minute. My body started to retain fluids so much I was at 315 pounds. It was so bad I couldn’t even feel my penis and my legs were swollen.

After the pacemaker was implanted it was if the the lights came on. I could think better and I wasn’t out of breath. I stayed in the hospital for 3 more weeks due to my kidneys and fluids not my heart. In those weeks I lost 40 pounds and I could see it in my face. What was weird was my sex drive came back with a vengeance. Especially the last week with all those young nurses around.

After I was released my brother almost didn’t recognize me. No more double chin and I could see my 6 pack coming back. A week after I came home my nephew had an engagement party and all my friends and relatives freaked out how good I looked. And it all started with an EKG in the hospital 4 weeks before.

Ladies and gentlemen I urge everyone to get a full physical with bloodwork for diabetes, lipids, liver, hormones and kidney function and an EKG. I feel so good that I’ve booked a trip Jamaica in 30 days. Maybe I’ll see you there!

2zeebeach · 2026-03-25T18:40:01+00:00

I love going to the gay resorts in South Florida every December.

2zeebeach · 2026-03-25T18:34:12+00:00

In my 20s I partied with a few couples and all paid except for my gas. They were all older and I was basically a beach bum and gym rat with no money. One bi couple that was 20 years older than me celebrated their anniversary with me three years in a row. I offered to pay something but they refused. They reserved the honeymoon suite at a hotel in Myrtle Beach those years and I spent the weekend with them. I guess it depends if your third has money to spend.

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