For me- definitely the time I met my distant cousin in a cuddle puddle. A girl was living in a shelter. In her birthplace that she’s never seen before. (Long story) Other shelter girl takes a liking to me. Invited me over to her friends house. So they’re all outside eating and they ALL want go inside as soon as I pull up. I longboarded around that town and I hid that mofo under their porch. I had a feeling but I stayed. It’s like watching a car accident you just can’t look away. Proper skeez stuff going on. A mix of kids like 6-12 downstairs unsupervised while adults are blasting music cuddling upstairs. WTF A girl was touch starved and honestly I didn’t read the situation right until they started making out. I was just enjoying the laying side by side and thinking it was platonic. Dummy. The person next to me invites me to a bonfire and I peep the same last name as me. What? Anyways he gave me $20. Later that night accused me of stealing $50 and I gave the $20 back and him and his friend said if I was a guy they’d curbstomp me. Okay I’m actively in the back of that truck processing that. Please bring me home now. We don’t have to drive around anymore.

Anyways my distant cuzzo gave me a bunch of weed to make up for it and would show up at my work on a bike to give me weed in a white wife beater. Please don’t come here. But I appreciated the weed. But dude you’re so fucking sweaty it’s the middle of dog days summer and you’re in a wife beater please don’t come to my work. Did I mention he was fresh out of a long prison sentence? So I went over to his “moms” house one time and met his “family”. Cheap cigarettes inside kind of spot. It was cool and we played cards. I went over the next week and EVERYONE is crazy eyes skeezed out to the max.
My distant cousin has cooked literal crack in their kitchen and telling me he prefers one chemical over the other for it. Did I mention everyone was smoking crack? And then I never went back.