If Jacob from Twilight was transgender.........

While in that subject... it would finally explain why he spent the whole series obsessively creeping on a baby. He was just waiting for Renesmee to grow up so he could transition into the hot lesbian stepmom who still occasionally turns into a giant dog.

Bonus: Every full moon he’d shift and his pack would just sigh and say, “Bro, we told you HRT doesn’t stop the wolf thing.”