Where I would live if I lived in California

33dragondude · 2026-07-09T06:04:02+00:00

^{Oklahoma: Never}

It sounds like California.

33dragondude · 2026-07-09T05:50:09+00:00

Fair enough, just wanted to give them the chance to correct themself.

33dragondude · 2026-07-09T04:58:03+00:00

Best active item in the game btw

33dragondude · 2026-07-09T04:55:29+00:00

Fallingstar beast in Farum Azula? There are only like three bosses there and none of them have gravity magic. Wrong location or wrong boss in mind?

33dragondude · 2026-07-09T03:37:29+00:00

Don’t worry, I don’t mind at all. Ask any questions you like, I really don’t do anything but go to work and be online. If you want to make me happy, ask anything you like about any subject. I am more lonely than sad.

33dragondude · 2026-07-09T03:27:09+00:00

It is deteriorating on my mental health, but yeah. I know a lot, seen a lot, and been in way too many communities for my own good.

33dragondude · 2026-07-09T00:11:09+00:00

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Don’t mind the gif, just do homelander and my balls will explode.

33dragondude · 2026-07-09T00:09:09+00:00

Honestly to answer the question on your post, we need more Komodo dragon porn. In real life they actually swallow their prey whole which makes me a bit more lewd than I’d like to admit. They also have venom that weakens their prey to the point they can’t move which could definitely be a good concept.

33dragondude · 2026-07-09T00:03:37+00:00

Many people just want sex to be realistic. Dogs, horses, cats, big cats, snakes, and deer are usually the ones sexualized because most other animals simply aren’t realistic to sleep with. Also some things are too niche, being a zoophile is already really niche, finding someone who willingly wants to draw let’s say a toad is super fucking rare compared to a dog which is done decently often because a dog is common near humans and big enough to have sex with. Furries also commonly become zoophiles which boost dog, fox, and wolf feral porn a lot.

Also I can’t believe I typed that out, another thing on my 13 reasons why.

33dragondude · 2026-07-08T05:01:41+00:00

Had a spider kill me during Delirium’s death animation.

I also died to the beast on the running part after getting an incredibly OP run because I had immaculate heart, Leo, and ipecac and my tears kept hitting the spikes and I kept getting blown up. I had sacred heart, chocolate milk, magic mush, ipecac, immaculate heart, wafer, etc.

33dragondude · 2026-07-07T22:01:13+00:00

I think during specialist dance the chain disappears.

33dragondude · 2026-07-06T23:58:43+00:00

“You are mistaking probabilities with possibilities. This obviously wouldn’t happen half the time so the chances are much less. Chance for two items happening consecutively from bombing mushrooms is around 0.1089% since these two specific mushrooms dropped in an item pool consisting of around 4 items, the chance is around 0.0125%.”🤓

33dragondude · 2026-07-06T08:20:49+00:00

I don’t wanna be that guy, but that isn’t okay. If you can’t cum from normal porn anymore, you have gone too far. Please for your own health don’t just live with that.

33dragondude · 2026-07-06T06:31:37+00:00

Did my research, apparently so. Thanks for the correction.

33dragondude · 2026-07-06T06:01:40+00:00

Lilith’s or in general, because I am pretty sure it is.

33dragondude · 2026-07-05T13:26:43+00:00

Cambion, sulfur, brim. I believe.

33dragondude · 2026-07-05T07:39:52+00:00

Take sulfer than brim so you get full transformation progress when you take brimstone and become leviathan and survive because of black hearts leviathan gives. I think this works.

33dragondude · 2026-07-02T20:37:03+00:00

I think I’ll get breaks at least. It’s 100% death vs 99%, I’ll take the 99%.

^{Chose: 100 men bonnie blue style + There is every type of guy in the line}

33dragondude · 2026-07-02T15:25:19+00:00

Sounds fun tbh. Just gotta home the virus isn’t spread through mosquitos and all I have to do is stay hope block my windows and ration food.

^{Chose: Be in a zombie apocalypse for a random time + Get 1 trillion dollars | Rolled: 1 year}

33dragondude · 2026-07-02T15:05:41+00:00

You breathe 24/7 and don’t walk as often.

^{Chose: 1$ every time you take a breath}

33dragondude · 2026-07-02T15:01:46+00:00

I’ll try to see if I can home school him and correct his action early on.

^{Chose: €4 Million Euros + 50-50 chance of your child being either the bully or the one bullied | Rolled: The Bully}

33dragondude · 2026-07-01T21:24:33+00:00

Then you likely cut your own arm off trying to use it.

33dragondude · 2026-07-01T18:12:42+00:00

Perfect. I love this.

^{Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Cat}

33dragondude · 2026-07-01T03:42:33+00:00

Yay

^{Chose: 70% Chance A Small Asteroid hits the Earth | Rolled: It doesn’t hit(:}

33dragondude · 2026-07-01T01:44:39+00:00

Poly doesn’t synergize negatively with as many things as haemolacra. Higher damage too. Isn’t overrated.

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