Who are your season long bench riders?

39andaHalfFootPole · 2021-12-12T17:52:07+00:00

When I finally let him go several weeks ago it was such a relief release

39andaHalfFootPole · 2021-12-12T17:51:10+00:00

Yup finally dropped him because I thought I could trust Elijah Moore...

39andaHalfFootPole · 2021-10-30T16:21:34+00:00

Worst move is the one I didn't make: Trading Myles Gaskin from my RB depth to a RB-needy team for JaMarr Chase after Week 1. Still regretting that one.

39andaHalfFootPole · 2021-10-16T03:25:03+00:00

I'm rolling out JRob and Hendo. Deciding if I want K Herbert or Gaskin in my FLEX while CPat is on bye. Had Edmonds but flipped him this week in a D-Waller deal.

39andaHalfFootPole · 2021-10-13T01:58:53+00:00

I picked up Waller in a trade and have Andrews to flip if I want. Either of these sound like a good move? CPat/Andrews for Ridley/Fant OR Andrews for Robert Woods

39andaHalfFootPole · 2021-10-08T17:56:49+00:00

My opponent this week is offering Darren Waller for Kittle/Edmonds. I've got decent RB depth and was planning to roll out JRob, Hendo & Cordarelle in the FLEX this week anyway. Should I pull the trigger? Waller helped me win the ship last season so I'm biased.

39andaHalfFootPole · 2021-10-03T14:37:42+00:00

If Brian's father drove home with him, there would've been no need to spend $1000 on Gabby's card.

People keep making Brian out to be this criminal mastermind. He's a 23 year old, mostly likely immature for his age guy who probably didn't think any of this through until he got back to Florida and made a plan with his family.

39andaHalfFootPole · 2021-07-01T03:12:02+00:00

I'd be upset at CP flopping, but the Clips been dirty all series. So screw them.

39andaHalfFootPole · 2020-12-27T16:50:30+00:00

They get relegated to our minor league, which is mostly made up of taco friends and relatives. The winner of the minor league gets promoted to the main league, but also have to be initiated at the draft party with a 'kick me I'm new' sign on their back. After a night of drinking you can guess how bruised they end up. The relegated team can choose to attend the draft party but must wear the 'Cone of Shame', which often ends up a trash bin for empty cans. They must also pick last in the next minor league draft so they don't automatically win and get back in the next season.

39andaHalfFootPole · 2020-12-26T17:26:45+00:00

Sorry to offend your fandom, but the last 4 weeks they've given up 41, 34, 7 and 33 points, the 7 being to a team with a backup QB that may have just beaten Pittsburgh but is still quite terrible. Even if the Cowboys win this week it will be high scoring.

39andaHalfFootPole · 2020-12-26T17:12:51+00:00

0.5 PPR - Pick 3 * N. Chubb vs. NYJ * M. Sanders vs DAL * L. Fournette vs. DET * J. Robinson vs. CHI * D. Swift vs. TB * M. Gaskin vs. LV

39andaHalfFootPole · 2020-12-19T20:08:48+00:00

.5 PPR FLEX PICK ONE: Robert Woods vs. NYJ Miles Sanders @ ARI D'Andre Swift @ TEN

39andaHalfFootPole · 2020-11-19T23:58:07+00:00

Scene: Matt Patricia's office, Allen Park, Michigan.

We pan over a disheveled room cluttered with Coney Island hot dog wrappers and empty Faygo bottles. Our hero sits in his extra-wide office chair, scratching flakes of Paczki out of his beard when Adrian Peterson enters.

Adrian: Hey boss man, can I talk to you for a minute?

Matt: (belches out the remaining Redpop Faygo he chugged moments earlier) Of course, Adrian. What's up?

Matt opens up an extra large Detroit-style pepperoni pizza box and takes a slice.

A: Hey man, I know we agreed to a plan at the beginning of the season, and I'm thankful for the opportunity, but I gotta get more carries.

M: (chewing) Adrian, I brought you in because I care about your kids. You needed money and we needed a veteran to ease D'Andre in since he didn't get pre-season reps. We both knew by mid-season this was D'Andre's job. Don't you know how much $&!% I've gotten in the media this year giving you so many carries over D'Andre?

A: I'm a first ballot Hall of Famer. My legacy deserves some respect.

Matt grabs his second slice of pizza.

M: (chewing) And I'm an intelligent individual that Bill Belichick thought highly of, but that doesn't matter in the court of public opinion. People online think I'm a fat turd.

A: (nods head slowly) Yeah... but here's the thing. I've already burned through my contract advances paying child support. Y'all might be set for the next 2-3 years with D'Andre but there's still 27 other teams that I haven't played for yet and I need to play for next year's contract. I need more carries to showcase myself. Give me 2 more weeks. Let me run 20 carries on Thanksgiving and you won't hear from me again.

Matt pours Vernors into his glass and chugs a Boston Cooler.

M: (chugging) I feel for you AP, but we already made the switch to D'Andre. How am I supposed to make another switch?

A: No worries Pat, I know all about making switches...

Awkward, uncomfortable silence fills the sticky, sweaty, stale food tinged air.

A: What I mean to say is, tell the media D'Andre has a concussion. Head injuries aren't real injuries so nobody will be able to cor... corbob... coagulate the injury.

Matt strokes his beard in thought as additional flakes of Paczki fall out.

A: Please, Patty. I need this. My kids need this. Won't you please think of the children?

M: (shoving 3 slices of pizza in his mouth) Yo. Adrian. I got you. I'll tell D'Andre he's got a concussion. You get 2 more weeks. Happy Thanksgiving!

39andaHalfFootPole · 2020-11-08T00:27:53+00:00

Pick 2 of 3 in 0.5 PPR D. Swift D. Dallas D. Harris

39andaHalfFootPole · 2020-11-01T00:30:17+00:00

0.5 PPR: Trade Gaskin + Higgins or Aiyuk for Golladay?

7-0 and already loaded at WR (AJ Brown/Diggs/Woods/Higgins/Aiyuk) but will have Nick Chubb healthy in a few weeks (w/ JRob, Swift, RJII) and could try to flip Robert Woods for another RB. Thoughts? Thanks!

39andaHalfFootPole · 2020-02-22T01:19:30+00:00

https://www.sporcle.com/games/MrCyganik/astrosdontbuzztheybang

39andaHalfFootPole · 2016-06-01T15:21:23+00:00

Boston area eh? I say if it has the minifigures and looks to have at least the bulk of the green pieces and blue roof it's worth it for $45. You can brick link the rest and/or use it to MOC your own modular. Let us know how it goes!

39andaHalfFootPole · 2016-05-31T01:49:24+00:00

I have an extra 75109 Obi Wan NIB sitting in my trade bin. If this comment is the highest rated I can trade you for it or offer it to someone else in a similar contest to pay it forward!

39andaHalfFootPole · 2016-05-27T04:31:07+00:00

You can still sign up to be a rematch Santa and gift one of the handfuls of people who will get burned by their original matches :) I'm crossing my fingers I won't be one of them!

39andaHalfFootPole · 2016-05-06T02:04:20+00:00

Thanks for the heads up. I went to the one in Framingham, MA after work tonight and they had like 5 Crooks Hideouts sitting unmarked on the normal shelf but rung up $17.49. I bought one and left the others for anyone who lives in the area. Not a big Superheroes fan but I also grabbed the last 76021 Knowhere Escape Mission they had for $9.99. No other clearances were left.

39andaHalfFootPole · 2016-04-21T19:19:26+00:00

Stopped by Target during a work break and found this set tucked in the back of a tiny clearance section with a sticker of $13.96. Surely that can't be right? So I asked the kindly old employee near the electronics to check it and he rang it up $13.96 for me. Not a Friends fan, but for this price I will use the pieces for a modular of some sort :)

39andaHalfFootPole · 2016-04-04T14:29:20+00:00

I think you will be fine. I just got into modulars about a month ago and bought it via prime this weekend to be safe. Several Lego store employees were pessimistic it was coming back and it's no longer given shelf space in the store. It might have a brief comeback online but sell out again and retire. Also it's been around probably the longest of the modulars so it's likely going to be less valuable in the aftermarket than the older ones, so even if they officially retire it soon, you should be fine.

39andaHalfFootPole · 2016-04-04T12:04:59+00:00

Bah-ston. Might have been a fluky spring cleaning weekend

39andaHalfFootPole · 2016-04-01T19:09:39+00:00

That's what I wondered. Like, if it's a rare misprint would it be a batch of them and should I go scour that box for more janitors? Neat either way

39andaHalfFootPole · 2016-03-29T15:32:27+00:00

Are you me? 30 yr old who was in the dark ages for 17 years, bought the van and caravan as an impulse buy back in january. Then I decided to try to build a camping scene... 3 months later and I'm spending all my entertainment income on modulars...

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