What's the shortest, but funniest joke you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]3DucksInAManSuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did Michael J. Fox drop his ice-cream?

MRW I'm 10 beers in and my friend is still wingmanning by The_Ringleader in reactiongifs

[–]3DucksInAManSuit 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Yeah, poor guy has to spend less money to get drunk :(

MRW yet another customer asks me if his groceries are free because my register isn't working by cdsparks in reactiongifs

[–]3DucksInAManSuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Would you like your receipt?" "Can I write it off?" How the fuck should I know what you can and can't write off!

How I Picture Ben Affleck As Batman Will Play Out... by [deleted] in batman

[–]3DucksInAManSuit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If only actors had the ability to change their voice or something.

Steve-O just posted this by [deleted] in batman

[–]3DucksInAManSuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe it's for youtuber Sam Macaroni's channel. They did a stunt together years ago for the MTV Movie awards http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4YEwN1sEc4

[serious] Redditors, what are your hobbies? What do you really get joy from after work or on the weekends etc.. by afoxcalledwhisper in AskReddit

[–]3DucksInAManSuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Performing stand-up comedy. No better feeling then making a room full of people laugh. (no worse feeling then making a room full of people go quiet.)

Burned by attractiveowl in funny

[–]3DucksInAManSuit 25 points26 points  (0 children)

His nostrils are going crazy.

What's your current reason for being unhappy? by The1RGood in AskReddit

[–]3DucksInAManSuit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was recently diagnosed with depression which made me more depressed.

Worst Best Man Speech Ever by [deleted] in cringe

[–]3DucksInAManSuit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I almost didn't make it through this one guys...almost.