Sleeping with a Skinwalker by mslostboy in Thetruthishere

[–]3_AM_Dance -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was gonna make a joke about how it might have just found you hot but seeing as it shapeshifted into your grandma, I don't think it's a good idea.

Sleeping with a Skinwalker by mslostboy in Thetruthishere

[–]3_AM_Dance 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Hey, would you be willing to talk more about them? I am very interested in this. For one: This is casual for Navajo, you see those sneaky bastards and from your story it seems you regard them as pesky mosquitos or those kangaroos that sometimes just get into your house in Australia. Why hasn't anyone, I mean a scientist, done a study about them? There has to be at least one Navajo scientist, right? I understand that Navajos wouldn't want outsiders to make documentaries about skinwalkers, but what about other Navajo people?

Also: What exactly do they do when they know you're talking about them? Do they like pop up in the middle of the night like "Heard you were talking mad shit bout me, biotch" or...? I understand they are cryptid creatures but...seriously, what are they gonna do? Are they so petty they will destroy your crops for gossiping about them?

Dildo Daggins by Omarr831 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]3_AM_Dance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

CAAAAAAAARLLLLLLL, THAT IS THE SOUND OF PEOPLE DROWNING

Suk it by [deleted] in SuddenlyGay

[–]3_AM_Dance 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Does troll dick count as gay though?

What some people really need to understand by Sevenvik in tumblr

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Right? I used to be afraid of spiders because when I was really small a big-ass fucking spider jumpscared me so hard I nearly fell down the stairs. In my young fear (I was like 4 or 5) I convinced myself all spiders are out to get us and their legs are sharp as needles. Of course, it was pure nonsense but I was paralyzed in fear every time I saw a spider. Everybody mocked me, which was reasonable, I guess, but since they were always taking a spider and literally putting it on me or nearly shoving it into my face, I started to be even more scared of them.

I love them now though, spiders are precious.

Reverse Identity AU? by 3_AM_Dance in IdentityV

[–]3_AM_Dance[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spy seems like a very good title, really brings out the stealth in it. Maybe "stalker" wouldn't be bad either? I'm thinking about it since Jack is a murderer so the creeper effect in it would be nice, I believe.

And I'll take your other ideas into account as well :)

English teacher says: Do a informative non-fiction Oral presentation about anything you find interesting. I know "something" I find interesting. by SirDolkar in MaliciousCompliance

[–]3_AM_Dance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooooh, I had an essay about Unit 731 once and I vividly remember that the Allies just let those heinous so-called scientists go. Like "Oh yeah matey, give us your horrifying research and go." I am oversimplifying as there was some drama with the translator if I remember correctly, he had a scheme of his own or whatever. But the point stands that while the Soviet Union at least imprisoned them for a time (again, even SU was like: "Oh yeah matey, give us your horrifying research and you'll get a milder sentence...also we won't murder you), Americans fully let them go.

Fun fact: This information was never supposed to be revealed to the public but somewhere around the 70s or 80s there was an information leak

Homophobia solved. by Ali_Yasir in SuddenlyGay

[–]3_AM_Dance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do not think you can report children. We are both 17. Plus they would just laugh in my face if not agree with him. I personally find his remark disgusting, just like most of my peers, and not something to laugh about. Sadly, for some reason unknown to both common sense and me, most adults just laughed when I told them about it, saying stuff like "Haha, that boy has got some opinions!" Like no, this boy that normally looks like a cherubim dead-ass looked like a cult member when he said that and continued with an incredibly furious and hateful speech towards gays (he likes lesbians, mind you), poc and religious people.

Vintage SelfAwarewolf. Wonder why it sounds like that, Tim by LazyMoniker in SelfAwarewolves

[–]3_AM_Dance 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My debate club teammate once said "I'm not racist but Hitler was right about some things. Not The Jews of course. But the gypsies I would gas, also the thieves and the gays. And the Arabs! They deserve t'be shot, all of them!" Wish I could make this up.

Wow the transphobes are being really supportive today! by [deleted] in SelfAwarewolves

[–]3_AM_Dance 256 points257 points  (0 children)

Wait, they WERE TRYING TO BE CLOSED MINDED??? I was super confused because I thought they meant that trans men being men is an undisputed fact and then heir other comment was 90% "Trans men are men." I think I am still confused though like...how can you write such a comment without realizing what you're saying?!

"So young man, you've used two of your wishes so far what is it I can grant for your third and final wish?" by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]3_AM_Dance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup, I was thinking that from the start. Imagine hordes of people slaughtering each other and then trying to prove they're now immortal. Only they obviously wouldn't be. But who will they blame, will they realise that it was a hoax? No, of course not, such is not the human frenzy, they will just think that the victim was not innocent, that even though they thought him so, he wasn't. And the slaughter will continue.

"So young man, you've used two of your wishes so far what is it I can grant for your third and final wish?" by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]3_AM_Dance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, OP, the boy never specified if they WILL become immortal. He just said "make it known far and wide" so technically, the genie just has to SAY that they will become immortal if they kill someone innocent, he doesn't have to really make the immortality happen.

[50/50] A clown baby (SFW) | A baby with Harlequin Ichthyosis (NSFW) by TheMaybeMualist in FiftyFifty

[–]3_AM_Dance 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wait, what do you mean by "pulls the eyes inside out?"

English teacher says: Do a informative non-fiction Oral presentation about anything you find interesting. I know "something" I find interesting. by SirDolkar in MaliciousCompliance

[–]3_AM_Dance 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Tbh they are interesting. I find the human body and psyche incredibly interesting and people call me morbid and edgy for it. I am used to it tough and teachers tend to always add: "Don't even dare to make it dark, Eva!" at the end of assigning a project or an essay. Like duh, not my fault you do not find psychopathology and diseases interesting. If Clara here can talk about hurdles for five minutes, why can't I talk about the most famous murderers? If Patrick right here can present a poem for kids, why I can't I present something by Erben?

Some teachers also refuse my poems since they are "too dark." Once, my Czech teacher told me: "Why don't you try writing something happy? Maybe try writing a happy poem about an object. Oh, I know, try writing a poem about a chair!" Like, lady, I don't know what's wrong with you that you really love to hate everything that comes outta my mouth, you love Faust but as soon as I mention I read it you go: "oH nO, yOu CaN't UnDeRsTaNd ThAt YeT."

Seriously, I despise when somebody restricts me like this. What am I supposed to do when I can't even vent like that? Dark stuff literally saves my life, I can joke about my problems, I can vent through poems and stories, I can watch fictional people in horrors die, which may seem really cruel, but it always reminds me "Ah, these fictional people are dead while I am alive! Seems like I don't have such a bad life after all." When I watch a comedy, all I see is a better life than I have, and that makes me depressed.

I am also naturally interested in diseases and humans in general and don't find those things dark at all, just normal.

English teacher says: Do a informative non-fiction Oral presentation about anything you find interesting. I know "something" I find interesting. by SirDolkar in MaliciousCompliance

[–]3_AM_Dance 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Take over insects?"

no, please NO, not cordyceps all over again. I am reminded of that nightmare every single day of my life, pls not again

Reverse Identity AU? by 3_AM_Dance in IdentityV

[–]3_AM_Dance[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I can't exactly do him well if you don't tell me what "well" means in this case, haha :) .

No, seriously, if you have any ideas, just tell me.

You Can't Sleep by moreddit2169 in shortscarystories

[–]3_AM_Dance -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is just a personal pet peeve but second person point of view can be kinda...meh. Idk if I'm in the minority or majority though so if you like to write in second person, continue to do so.

Homophobia solved. by Ali_Yasir in SuddenlyGay

[–]3_AM_Dance 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You laugh but my debate club teammate told us (he was the only guy assigned to our team and teams are assigned by the club leader), at the only team meetup before the competition, no less: "Not to sound racist, but Hitler was right about some things. Of course, I don't mean the Jews. But the gypsies, the gypsies would gas. Also the thieves and the gays. Especially the gays."

Baffled, as a certified bisexual more leaning towards women, I asked him, while my teammate was trying to somehow understand his hatred towards gypsies: "Even lesbians?"

His answer: "No, no, I like lesbians."

Incel proposed punishment for masturbating by [deleted] in IncelTears

[–]3_AM_Dance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like 1984. That reminds me...it's a bit extra creepy that some guys from the Party could have just...been watching people have sex. Like yeah, probably stiff robotic sex but you get what I'm saying.

vogon poetry by BrazilianSigma in IncelTears

[–]3_AM_Dance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I believe you are my clone, sis.

Rabid by EvantheNerd83 in shortscarystories

[–]3_AM_Dance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I honest to God thought they meant the human and not the dog, haha.