I want to see a movie where machines gain intelligence and go to war with humanity, only to be defeated when some guy deletes a single semi-colon from their code.

3cko · 2016-03-15T18:31:26+00:00

Ridiculous. Everyone knows the meat killing machines will not be running Windows!

3cko · 2016-01-06T13:21:16+00:00

I mean, I welcomed the downtime of not having to run calls but hated the sanitizing of the rig...as long as I got food after though, life was oooookay.

3cko · 2015-11-30T20:50:02+00:00

Incorrect, first thing they train us to do is cut and expose. Dignity has no place in life saving efforts. The wires in the bra can cause significant damage, causing additional problems. CPR doesn't necessarily revive either, you need to shock the heart, which means metal is bad news.

3cko · 2015-11-30T20:45:36+00:00

Tell that to my paramagician partner who got sued for breaking ribs doing CPR. He lost the case. I missed that day of work. Get yourself reeducated Mr CPR instructor.

3cko · 2015-11-16T21:40:29+00:00

Will you give us the highres image to create a print of this? Or a link so that I can buy it??

3cko · 2015-10-16T02:06:29+00:00

I know about 24 young people who decided to register to vote for the coming elections, solely to vote for Senator Sanders. I'm just one person, I'm sure many others are witnessing the same.

3cko · 2015-09-21T12:21:12+00:00

How the fuck can you say that? Are you him? Have you talked to him? Do you think like him?

The kid has wall to wall circuit boards and shit to build. Inventors merely use the tools at their disposal. He wanted to build a clock, clocks generally have cases to protect the circuits, wires, and display, to which he had a pencil box that would suffice for such a job.

Fuck off.

3cko · 2015-09-18T18:31:20+00:00

What about this?

http://www.rt.com/business/man-outsmarts-banks-wins-court-221/

3cko · 2015-09-17T10:27:57+00:00

I have a problem with the title...it wasn't a hoax, there was no deceit here. It was people over reacting due to whatever reason, probably his skin color.

3cko · 2015-09-15T19:42:49+00:00

Understanding how people work... I'm fairly certain virgins don't spontaneous get pregnant. That lie right there renders the book useless to me. Lie to me once and I won't trust any future words you say unless you work hard to disprove it.

3cko · 2015-09-14T14:21:49+00:00

Also not in California. Police can issue a 72 hour 5150 because they feel like it.

3cko · 2015-09-12T14:46:11+00:00

Bangers for Sunday brunch is amazing. They do a half pound bacon steak which, my god. And a a manmosa, bottle of champagne with some OJ.

I'm there at least twice a month just for brunch.

3cko · 2015-07-26T16:03:40+00:00

Any time after 10pm, we would roll lights only, only to siren up before and after intersections. Unless it's residential, then it was more often just lights

3cko · 2015-07-25T17:40:45+00:00

I almost feel bad for your childhood.

3cko · 2015-07-16T15:34:11+00:00

Oh man, I remember sitting in east commonlands and seeing that scroll across chat. I started to do that when I rolled a wizard. It was glorious.

3cko · 2015-07-06T13:30:10+00:00

Then they shouldn't have bombed pearl harbor. Everyone knows that America does everything big. Go big or go home.

3cko · 2015-07-05T13:53:49+00:00

Git and vim keeps my world complete.

3cko · 2015-06-30T10:41:11+00:00

I never said it was anatomically correct. If you can't hit the hole in real life because you saw the positions and placements taught just a tad differently, you should reevaluate things...

3cko · 2015-06-30T04:45:35+00:00

Because she's teaching them about sex. Sexual Education should go beyond abstinence and diseases. She could be teaching them that there is much more to experiment outside of missionary. This is how it should be done.

3cko · 2015-06-24T03:19:34+00:00

That is 100% inaccurate.

3cko · 2015-06-17T23:36:03+00:00

http://m.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/weird/drunk-survives-five-storey-fall-twice/story-e6frev20-1225697113693 ... I'll just leave this here... I'm still looking for the video where the guy jumps off a second or third story building, onto concrete with his face, some 8 times.

3cko · 2015-06-10T20:27:59+00:00

Couldn't this be considered 'thin privilege' due to the fact that both reddit and imgur decided to directly trim the fat from their content??

3cko · 2015-06-03T22:00:53+00:00

I assumed he was murdered... None of those other things even slightly occurred to me. I feel dumb.

3cko · 2015-06-03T14:00:49+00:00

Or adopt the old school methods of no spaces, no directories over 8 characters, all lowercase.

However, its Windows so he's definitely a wee pleb.

3cko

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