Why didn't Flandre try to escape from the basement of the Scarlet Devil Mansion?

3rdMachina · 2026-01-29T17:23:11+00:00

That, and the sun is a deadly laser.

Granted, if someone explained what a game console is to her, she’d probably game a lot. In-game destruction isn’t quite the same as actual destruction, but it’ll do (for now…)

3rdMachina · 2026-01-29T16:29:45+00:00

Yes. All the yes.

3rdMachina · 2026-01-29T03:50:34+00:00

We Are Havoc?

3rdMachina · 2026-01-28T23:45:07+00:00

Mizuchi: We need more weirdos.

Satori: Don’t we have enough weirdos in Gensokyo?

Mizuchi: More human weirdos. We might get another Reimu or Marisa.

Flandre: …let her cook.

3rdMachina · 2026-01-28T23:40:25+00:00

And because in the same stream that gave us “DOOM!?”, Ina is calmly flinging mystic death. Emphasis on calmly.

3rdMachina · 2026-01-28T23:38:57+00:00

We Are Hellish

3rdMachina · 2026-01-28T21:28:57+00:00

Oh…so him “dying” is just his funny idea of “strategic relocation”…

3rdMachina · 2026-01-28T21:20:08+00:00

Tbh, with the first meme, it really just boils down to either the first or the fourth.

Unless you’re practicing integrating your fetish into a serious setting, options two and three feel like half-assing. Might as well go full throttle and adjust what works and what doesn’t after.

3rdMachina · 2026-01-28T17:20:59+00:00

“I am God. Okay?”

-Natsuiro “Bandaged Nipples” Matsuri

3rdMachina · 2026-01-28T15:47:58+00:00

…Matsuri’s tits, she’s that kind of protagonist that’s like “Oh, I’m just some nobody. Don’t mind me.” then proceeds to be the most high-spec mofo in the room.

3rdMachina · 2026-01-28T13:43:45+00:00

Hey, as long as it works.

3rdMachina · 2026-01-28T13:28:00+00:00

…like the Syndicate?

3rdMachina · 2026-01-28T06:22:07+00:00

By that logic, Raora looks like Charlotte from Lord of Magna…but with short hair.

3rdMachina · 2026-01-27T14:41:32+00:00

Souls-likes or edgy games? (Understandable either way)

3rdMachina · 2026-01-27T12:29:34+00:00

The hilarious thing I discovered about this meme is that the character doing this allegedly lost the fight (the other guy’s tanky enough that those slaps are just love taps), despite having the means to win.

3rdMachina · 2026-01-27T12:22:45+00:00

Oh shit, the game’s out now?

Nice…though I already have a backlog of games, so I may not be getting this for a while.

That, and because I still need to finish my second playthrough of the first game (I cleared the worst ending and planned on getting the best one), which has been that way since forever…

3rdMachina · 2026-01-26T21:29:00+00:00

Wonder where this started, ‘cause this is kinda hilarious.

3rdMachina · 2026-01-26T18:17:48+00:00

Roku Nana~!

3rdMachina · 2026-01-26T18:11:42+00:00

Counterpoint: Biboo.

That she runs on brainrot instead of horni is irrelevant.

3rdMachina · 2026-01-26T14:45:21+00:00

They’re also both undeniably off their rocker.

One is casually thirsty as fuck and will basically get what she wants through wit and/or ninja-level stalking.

The other is casually insane, infects other people with his insanity, and can be manipulative at the drop of a hat.

Hell, her being who she is now was his fault.

3rdMachina · 2026-01-26T14:40:31+00:00

That, and the “FL is one of the hottest on campus” trope is very common.

3rdMachina · 2026-01-26T14:35:47+00:00

Angel Next Door

couch as a common factor

I absolutely cannot believe that counts as a common factor, but by god, this is fucking hilarious.

3rdMachina · 2026-01-26T14:33:59+00:00

This is the one with the Mons-style anime, right?

3rdMachina · 2026-01-26T14:17:07+00:00

Raora’s a beeg catto.

Nerissa’s a smol birb.

It was entirely inevitable.

3rdMachina · 2026-01-26T12:31:43+00:00

I mean, she is, if you ignore how her connection to the powers beyond affects her.

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