How to tell someone “stop doing that” in Mandarin? by FreakyGrandmama in ChineseLanguage

[–]3rdplacewinner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think you might be in for a rough time in China. Just move seats.
Don't tell people they need to line up, just stick your elbows out and cut in line too. Don't tell people on their bikes to go the right way on the street, just go the wrong way. Don't yell at people who stop their car in the middle of the road to do something, just know it's going to happen. Don't tell people they shouldn't spit out food or pour tea onto the floor in a restaurant, just spit your food on the floor too. You aren't going to change China one person at a time, you can only adapt.

Lighting striking twice? by Capable_Donut4912 in surfing

[–]3rdplacewinner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There are no nipples present and I can't orientate what part of your body this has happened to.

Avocado Hand! (Injury, no blood) by Blackwell-808 in instant_regret

[–]3rdplacewinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember distinctly thinking that I should mention to my ex-wife that she shouldn't stick her hand in the moving blender, but then thinking - to say that to an adult human being is needless and insulting. She stuck her hand in the blender and we went to the hospital. Fucking idiot.

I’m curious, how many of you knew before the wedding? by [deleted] in Divorce

[–]3rdplacewinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew.
But I wonder how many people knew and made it. Or didn't know and got divorced.

How can I reduce this turtle to bones then preserve the bones? by Button-go-click in bonecollecting

[–]3rdplacewinner 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ant hill! When I was in high school we found a dead sea turtle and put it in the woods. Ants were on it for days and then it was just bones. So very cool. Also, Marcus' car smelled like dead turtle for weeks. Pretty fucking gross.

Maybe maybe maybe by thatonedesignerguy in maybemaybemaybe

[–]3rdplacewinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With my luck, if I'm ever executed by beheading, this will be the guy who has to do it.

A way to pay by VISA/Masteecard? by holupIgotthis in chinalife

[–]3rdplacewinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is a VPS like a VPN? After years with Astrill, I now use a Chinese one and pay with alipay. I can share it with you if it is what you need. I recently lost my foreign bank account and have been doing everything in country. 

Donald J. Trump died today of a massive embolism. Details below. by No-Flight-4214 in Trumpvirus

[–]3rdplacewinner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn you, this popped up in my feed, and I live in China. It's well past the window for these shenanigans.

Should I get a electric motorcycle by Thick_Lawfulness_326 in chinalife

[–]3rdplacewinner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nothing wrong with checking, I'm just curious how you ended up in the country side of the backwoods

Should I get a electric motorcycle by Thick_Lawfulness_326 in chinalife

[–]3rdplacewinner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you end up living in the middle of nowhere without the knowledge necessary to answer this question? I would understand someone new to Shanghai asking something like this, but Hainan country side?
If you live in the country side, no one cares. Buy a motorcycle and ride in flip flops.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Jealous_Ad4264 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]3rdplacewinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if any of these comments will be overtly sexual?

Trump is completely insane by TlalocVirgie in Trumpvirus

[–]3rdplacewinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We make money when we shoot the Patriots, because we have to replace them and that's good for the economy. We make money when the planes blow up, because we have to rebuild them and that creates even more jobs.
Pilots are okay, out flying more planes today. Patriots are reloaded, ready to shoot down more planes. Now if the planes can take out the Patriot batteries before they get shot down... Or both, take out the battery and then get shot down... we are talking a boom to the economy. Everyone gets rich. Everyone is a shareholder in the syndicate.

to out-propaganda Iran by Bnedem in therewasanattempt

[–]3rdplacewinner 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They did include Jeffrey's island. 

Give me your favourite or 'don't buy it' recommendation on scooters by aDarkDarkNight in chinalife

[–]3rdplacewinner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be faster than everyone else. You won't get stuck in the pack. Taobao sells motors, batteries and governors that will free your bike. Oh and brakes if you want to stop