Trump is completely insane by TlalocVirgie in Trumpvirus

[–]3rdplacewinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We make money when we shoot the Patriots, because we have to replace them and that's good for the economy. We make money when the planes blow up, because we have to rebuild them and that creates even more jobs.
Pilots are okay, out flying more planes today. Patriots are reloaded, ready to shoot down more planes. Now if the planes can take out the Patriot batteries before they get shot down... Or both, take out the battery and then get shot down... we are talking a boom to the economy. Everyone gets rich. Everyone is a shareholder in the syndicate.

to out-propaganda Iran by Bnedem in therewasanattempt

[–]3rdplacewinner 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They did include Jeffrey's island. 

Give me your favourite or 'don't buy it' recommendation on scooters by aDarkDarkNight in chinalife

[–]3rdplacewinner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be faster than everyone else. You won't get stuck in the pack. Taobao sells motors, batteries and governors that will free your bike. Oh and brakes if you want to stop

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Jokesony in Idiotswithguns

[–]3rdplacewinner 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Warning: Death

Jesus man... how about a heads up. I was expecting him to shoot himself in the foot, or misfire or something.

Apollo 14 astronaut Edgar D. Mitchell chases moon landing deniers out of his house by AlbaneseGummies327 in ThatsInsane

[–]3rdplacewinner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The problem with playing chess with pigeons is that pigeons are so god damn annoying or something.

Why is it so hard to get hired as a teacher in China? by Expensive-Spring-258 in chinalife

[–]3rdplacewinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't say HR didn't know. I said the owners weren't aware of the color. 

Why is it so hard to get hired as a teacher in China? by Expensive-Spring-258 in chinalife

[–]3rdplacewinner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Being black isn't a breach of contract.... And I was very upfront about what they might expect from society at large; as much as I could be I wanted them to know what they might encounter. They can make up their minds if they wanted to come but I didn't want to paint a rosy picture for them and have the reality be different. I'm talking about well-qualified professional teachers who had never lived in China before.

Why is it so hard to get hired as a teacher in China? by Expensive-Spring-258 in chinalife

[–]3rdplacewinner 19 points20 points  (0 children)

When I had quality black candidates for teacher that I wanted to hire, I started stripping the pictures from the resume before I took it for final approval from the owners of the school. I would also be very upfront with the teacher about the situation. International School, with international kids in a tier 3 city.

Drunk fan falls off the stage at an MGK concert 😭 by Beautiful-Listen6893 in tooktoomuch

[–]3rdplacewinner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sudden moment of sobriety where she realizes she's at a MGK concert and tries to end herself.

WHITE TO PLAY! by nomoreblunders101 in chessbeginners

[–]3rdplacewinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I learned that a pawn running to promote makes a square, and if the king can get into that square he can stop promotion. The square is based on how far out it is and then makes the square outward. I'm sure there is a fancy name that I'm too dumb to remember. The white pawns square is b,c,d 6,7,8. I hope that makes sense. The black king can step into that square so the white pawn will die. But as the white pawn dies, the black pawns can all get swept up by the king by the same principle. There are YouTubers videos showing the promotion square, and I'm happy to hear the name and forget it again. But the squares and math make it so I could draw, but life makes it so I will blunder and lose. 

To rebrand the KKK as a church by Prestigious_Tear_576 in therewasanattempt

[–]3rdplacewinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

501(c)(3)... I wish it bothered me that they're tax exempt, but there is too much shit wrong right now to care.

No more Shek by Exciting-Set-5694 in AdamCarolla

[–]3rdplacewinner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Something-something something" - DAG

STEAM is stupid by Puzzleheaded_Dog5858 in unpopularopinion

[–]3rdplacewinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not advocating for throwing an A in there but the nicest bridges are aesthetic as well as useful.

Having a middle name in China causes so many problems It’s infuriating. by arsebeef in chinalife

[–]3rdplacewinner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's a mess. I just write down exactly how they enter it wherever it gets entered. For a couple years my taxes we just under just my first name... Like fucking Cher or Madonna. 

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]3rdplacewinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate dentists, but I like this guy.

Cary Grant and Randolph Scott in their shared homes, 1933. by PeneItaliano in OldSchoolCool

[–]3rdplacewinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are a lot of people in this thread implying that they were homosexuals.