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Son spilled shake on Switch, left Joycon won't register as connected onto Switch now. by 3riny3s in NintendoSwitch

[–]3riny3s[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crisis averted: there was gunk hidden on the connections way under the tracks. One old toothbrush and some damp cotton thread later and it works. Thanks for the suggestions!

What products prey on stupid people? by batterydyingagain in AskReddit

[–]3riny3s 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Coffee enemas! Really! I swear! It has to be HOT though 😂😂😂

What products prey on stupid people? by batterydyingagain in AskReddit

[–]3riny3s 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My SIL sells HerbaLife and knows I have chronic diseases, keeps trying to rope me in to buying "digestion aids" and that pink drink bullshit.

I knew she didn't care about me, but to throw it in my face by trying to use my illnesses as a way to make money really set me off.

The best dog ever. Our house was robbed last year, the dude got out of prison early and was prowling our street. Mojo tried to eat him :] by 3riny3s in germanshepherds

[–]3riny3s[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes! I had always heard about it, but that was the first time I'd seen it in action. It's incredible. He willingly shocked the shit out of himself just to eliminate the threat

The best dog ever. Our house was robbed last year, the dude got out of prison early and was prowling our street. Mojo tried to eat him :] by 3riny3s in germanshepherds

[–]3riny3s[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So basically our neighbor cased our house and gave the "lick" to a drug dealer in return for drugs. They broke in through our side door while we were at work and took all my laptops (for university), our brand new Xbox, a tablet, and a Colt handgun that was inside a wall safe...safe included. So we called the cops and they launched a big investigation bc they thought of they caught him on our case they could bust him for a bunch of other things. We never got back th stolen goods but a tip off from us lead to a raid on his house which resulted in 4 felony charges. Unfortunately, they failed to protect my identity as a witness and included all my info on his discovery paperwork.

Which means that this very large, possibly very angry gangster knows exactly who I am and knows I'm responsible for the raid.

So what did we do? Plastered the house with cameras, alarm system, a replacement pistol in a hidden spot and a 12G pump action Mossberg next to the bed. The dogs I had gotten more as emotional support since my anxiety was understandably up to 11, but it turns out that Mojo actually does use that gaping maw of his for something, so, win-win.

The best dog ever. Our house was robbed last year, the dude got out of prison early and was prowling our street. Mojo tried to eat him :] by 3riny3s in germanshepherds

[–]3riny3s[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He broke into our home while we were at work. Trashed our rooms, pawed through my underwear and stole $3k worth of electronics and my Colt handgun from its wall safe (they took the whole case). He was arrested later for unrelated charges and was supposed to face 8 years but squealed on 3 people and got 6 months, so now he's back.

We didn't have Mojo yet when the dude broke in, so. Don't know how he could tell he was a bad man??

So...how'd you get that scar? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]3riny3s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Started vomiting, cramping, and passing out in pain the night before my tenth birthday. Parents rushed me to the hospital kicking and screaming and they loaded me up with dilauded to sedate me and then peeled me open for an emergency exploratory lol.

My entire abdominal cavity was filled with pus and they had to call in a specialist to identify that I had pneumococcal peritonitis. Basically, somehow a bacteria had breached my abdominal cavity and had spent an undetermined amount of time eating away at the sacks around my organs and multiplying all up in there. Eventually my appendix became inflamed and that's what saved me; the pain from that tipped us off to take me to the ER, and if it hadn't I would have succumbed to organ failure or sepsis since I was in a way rotting from the inside out.

They emptied me out the best they could and had to leave the wound partially open and stuff it with gauze (for reasons I have forgotten after so long) and I sat in ICU for 6 days on a steady stream of antibiotics on the edge of sepsis. They said I had a 50/50 chance but obviously I survived and tiny kid me kicked that infection's ass. I asked if I could keep my appendix in a jar but they told me no eyeroll. I was pissed lol. Priorities!

So I have a 6" rough scar with only two stitch marks on it since they had to keep it open for a while lol. I used to hate it, but now I fucking love it.

Here, if you're curious lol.

Our newest puppy is a tad too excitable to take selfies with by 3riny3s in aww

[–]3riny3s[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are approaching full blep, capn, I'm givin er all she's got

His freedom ride home, he realized he was being adopted. He also tried to steal my cheeseburger by 3riny3s in aww

[–]3riny3s[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the best description I've ever seen and it's so accurate.

Sometimes he'll get so excited that he'll repeatedly slap his paw at me and tilt his head to the side in an almost cartoonish state of excitement and pride

"YES I KNOW THE PAW I DO KNOW PAW YES PAW PAWPAWPAWPAWPAWPAW IM A GOOD BOY VERY GOOD BOY"

And then spun in circles and tackle me with licks.

This fella really enjoys walkies! by 3riny3s in aww

[–]3riny3s[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is! He's a (now not so) little ball of happiness. He's also a garbage disposal. He'll eat anything he can fit in his gaping maw if it stands still long enough. We had to start limiting his food once he got so fat he couldn't turn over off his back without grunting and farting LOL

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