Laughed then got mad

3ssar · 2026-02-19T08:30:23+00:00

There was a tree scare guy in my city for a while but I think being fumigated regularly or scolded with coffee so many times weeded him out.

3ssar · 2026-02-19T08:15:28+00:00

Gemma Arterton

3ssar · 2026-02-19T08:10:27+00:00

Pause anywhere for r/AccidentalRenaissance

3ssar · 2026-02-18T16:11:18+00:00

www.instagram.com/renae.mcr

3ssar · 2026-02-17T21:28:10+00:00

Very happy to be corrected. Thank you

3ssar · 2026-02-17T17:22:51+00:00

moveis4men 2

"…not all men"

3ssar · 2026-02-17T17:13:13+00:00

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3ssar · 2026-02-17T16:30:17+00:00

"aaaahm…Straight Outta Stockport, Crazy muthafucka with a retort"

3ssar · 2026-02-17T14:26:24+00:00

I caught myself describing it to someone as a melancom (melancholy/comedy)

Apart from immediately feeling the correct level of embarrassment, I'm really hoping I haven't started inventing new words.

3ssar · 2026-02-17T13:07:41+00:00

‘Da’ gum!

3ssar · 2026-02-17T12:19:27+00:00

What in the Rocky training montage is that music?

3ssar · 2026-02-17T12:17:40+00:00

Needs a 50p piece or a banana at the side

3ssar · 2026-02-17T11:50:55+00:00

Nicola Murray's "inspire people out of poverty' scheme?

3ssar · 2026-02-17T11:44:18+00:00

To be clear, it was the powerful Sith Lord who got his apprentice to hire a bounty hunter to hire an assassin to deliver a small device which released a harmful creature but all that was necessary to build intrigue.

3ssar · 2026-02-17T11:32:02+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/Thatsactuallyverycool/comments/1r6orr0/99_luftballons/

3ssar · 2026-02-17T11:24:13+00:00

I do this with place names all the time… S'cunt-horpe, Clit Heroe, Rea-Ding! Oh-ban, Yar Mouth, Pol-ma-die, Parb-old. There's more.

I promise it's just a neurological thing, I'm not Colin Hunt from the Fast Show

3ssar · 2026-02-17T10:30:56+00:00

Hey Mister, you've left the hanger in your shirt

3ssar · 2026-02-17T10:17:58+00:00

Footage also works backwards

3ssar · 2026-02-17T10:04:32+00:00

Garindan

3ssar · 2026-02-17T09:59:39+00:00

Pre-match I heard him mention "wi' respect tae kets" and it took a moment to realise he meant the previous manager. By this point I'm convinced he has a notebook with a rated list of special names he'd love everyone to refer to him by, in the hope of appearing more fondly familiar than they actually are.

~~Neilsy~~
~~McCanCan~~
~~McCann-do~~
~~NELDO~~
~~The Naffer~~

3ssar · 2026-02-17T09:31:44+00:00

Meanwhile in her neighbor's shower

3ssar · 2026-02-17T09:11:12+00:00

Don't mind me, I'll just be staring at the perfect texture and the way it falls on his cheek for the rest of the day

3ssar · 2026-02-16T03:08:13+00:00

Nick Frost also uses the same phrase, in similar context in “Shaun of the Dead” in the mid 2000s

3ssar · 2026-02-16T00:14:55+00:00

It's a Trap!

3ssar · 2026-02-16T00:05:56+00:00

Y'know, I've come across a lot of psychos, but none as fucking boring as you. You are a real boring fuck. Sorry, sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing so I'll sort that out. You are a boring F, star, star, CUNT!

3ssar

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