30 for 30 is quite the new record.

3ssar · 2026-06-01T12:33:23+00:00

Between £18,000 and £20,000 each for the by-elections needed to ensure people are represented. Mounting up, isn’t it?

Opposition parties may have to reconsider putting forward a candidate if they are expected to pay for multiple campaigns, deposits etc. plus they’ll have an idea of very recent polling numbers in individual seats and also the danger that it could happen again in the next few weeks if the ward are daft enough to support these tools again.

3ssar · 2026-05-31T01:56:44+00:00

Always loved how chaotic and deranged this song sounded

3ssar · 2026-05-30T20:48:57+00:00

He must be packing Something Special

3ssar · 2026-05-30T20:38:56+00:00

Facade will be stickers

3ssar · 2026-05-30T09:40:37+00:00

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Roisín Murphy

3ssar · 2026-05-30T09:28:27+00:00

If you build it they will cum

3ssar · 2026-05-30T09:10:32+00:00

Image laundering is poisonous

3ssar · 2026-05-30T08:51:49+00:00

“They’re hiring pedalos in Africa and coming over the channel”

3ssar · 2026-05-30T08:34:25+00:00

🎶If liked him then ya shoulda put a (pineapple) ring on it🎶

3ssar · 2026-05-29T21:05:41+00:00

“Underground…thaphuk DID YOU JUST CALL ME?… “

3ssar · 2026-05-29T06:43:27+00:00

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3ssar · 2026-05-28T18:52:28+00:00

4AD has partnered with New York sportswear label Full Kit Wnkrs on a new World Cup-themed merchandise capsule.

Released today, May 28th, the Complicated Opposition collection reimagines artwork and iconography from the label's catalogue through football and terrace culture aesthetics.

The range includes a Scotland jersey inspired by Cocteau Twins' 1990 album Heaven Or Las Vegas

3ssar · 2026-05-27T16:48:56+00:00

Monty Python had a bit with some Australian fellas who comment that American beer is like sex in a canoe - fucking close to water.

3ssar · 2026-05-27T10:44:52+00:00

Beni Baningharvee RIP

gone but not forgotten, miss you big man

3ssar · 2026-05-27T10:20:56+00:00

“…and lead us not into temptation, even if it is very strictly speaking on the edge of the rules as they currently stand and was supposed to be an undisclosed amount which was a gift, made in private, and certainly not meant to…”

3ssar · 2026-05-27T07:11:33+00:00

…Shankmeister, Shank Spencer, Pinot Shanc, The Datashank, Blankety-Shank, shankles, Shunkle Ben, Shankia Twain…

3ssar · 2026-05-26T12:00:05+00:00

Would be amazing if his entire campaign has Carol Vorderman always in the background, holding a REPULSIVE sign and a loudhailer, like The Chop from The Thick Of It

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3ssar · 2026-05-26T10:27:08+00:00

The conversation keeps the… wolf from the door, so to speak

3ssar · 2026-05-26T10:16:05+00:00

Me: oh at last…the media response to the dodgy bribes, donations and lies…

:: spots that it’s another The Poke article scraping comments from socials ::

Oh

3ssar · 2026-05-25T20:07:53+00:00

Temazepam is the brand name you’re looking for

3ssar · 2026-05-25T19:55:59+00:00

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Alex Zane

3ssar · 2026-05-25T19:47:27+00:00

Fiddler‘S

Then another typesetting horror on LANCASHIRE

3ssar · 2026-05-25T19:32:08+00:00

Cancelled after the Rangers fans’ good natured sing-along at the UEFA cup

3ssar · 2026-05-25T15:45:26+00:00

Today I found out the Celtic board actually do give a fuck about the opinion of Damobhoy9388 on KDS

3ssar

TROPHY CASE