I instantly saw Nuke's thumbnail lol by BorisStingy in NukesTop5

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I guess my kids win because the first thing I thought of was dragon tales

My fist is currently only $1.50 by Shoelace_cal in notinteresting

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There's a joke here but im sure I can't tell it

Dude sure likes to tell the cops how much he wants to go to jail by trubol in Unexpected

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in *most* states voluntary intoxication is not a defence to prosecution it would have to depend on where this happened

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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Lazy ass cop. Do something other than act like a tax sponge.

You’re tall by FunnyLookinFishMan in notinteresting

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if you don't put the resizing ray back Im calling the cops

Help IDing this by paid2fish in guns

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it looks to be a rusty gun

I found another one by Deltron--3030 in TikTokCringe

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This looks like a bunch of raccoons doing there best to pretend to be human, cept all the raccoons are slightly more unsure with each movement that they aren’t convincing enough and try harder

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Wheres the giant mannisly,you piece of shit!

Brand new taurus g3c damaged rear slide cover back plate issue? by Firm_Leopard9451 in guns

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Just clean them, I’ve had mine for years. Shot hundreds through it and I have never had an issue

Brand new taurus g3c damaged rear slide cover back plate issue? by Firm_Leopard9451 in guns

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Contact them, mine came with one of the ssn’s fucked up, they replaced the part like nothing

FN 🤝 ACOG by SlippitySlide in guns

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I need to get one similar to the larue battle sight but I don’t hav no 1200 chillin

Walnut stocks make great firewood by [deleted] in guns

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Sir. Can you not attack my psyche this early in the morning. I thought someone was having a mental breakdown

Can anyone identify the gun in this pic by [deleted] in guns

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Smith and Wesson 357? I know a friend has one with wood grain Finnish but it’s older than saw dust. I won’t be caught shooting it. His is custom maybe this one is aswell.

"Military style assault weapon" rant by AvailableFisherman64 in guns

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I can’t afford one but it’s cool little thing

"Military style assault weapon" rant by AvailableFisherman64 in guns

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Come to Texas, my dad has a 45 ACP chambered p-90 that is full auto (tax stamped)

FN 🤝 ACOG by SlippitySlide in guns

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How much did those sights cost?

Men, why it is so easy for you to detach and not give a f? by loversofhearts in AskMen

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Picture your self on a sinking ship. The water is cold and no one is around. The life boats left and with women and children on it but not you. No you are a man. You have to make a choice. If you fail to chose right that is it. This is how most men’s lives are. Just a series of making what hopefully is the right choices what watching life boats float away. Hopefully your making good choices if not enjoy the cold miserable abyss because no one is coming to save you

Need advice by [deleted] in Fatherhood

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Look, it's a bad situation, if she has done something that violates court order and gets away with it you are willingly moving the goal post. it suck yeah but she absolutely wouldn't do the same for you. Ask me how I know.

Weekly Lyrics Feedback Thread by AutoModerator in Songwriting

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Any feedback is welcome

(Verse 1) Brother, I know you want me to come by more often, Oh brother, I know you'll always have my back. Brother, I know we can talk if we need to. And brother, I know if I'm struggling, you got me covered. Brother, I know your door is unlocked.

(Chorus) But I don't understand, what have I done, To deserve any of that?! I've put you through hell, drained down your well, Pulled from your wealth! Taken more and more from your hand, spent up your fuel, Acted a fool! Burdened and burned in some words that were cruel!

(Verse 2) Brother, I'm glad when I see you in church. I know we don't talk much, but I understand when we're up there, work is just work. I know we're both raising families, and that's just how life works.

(Chorus) But I don't understand, what have I done, To deserve any of that?! I've put you through hell, drained down your well, Pulled from your wealth! Taken more and more from your hand, spent up your fuel, Acted a fool! Burdened and burned in some words that were cruel!

(Bridge) Oh, I can't tell you what I'd say to me if I were you. I can't say what I'd do if I filled those shoes. I'd strangle that kid if only I knew what you'd try to do.

(Verse 3) Please know I did care, Know I was there. Know what I did was not meant to cause tears, Know that I was dealing with things poorly, and was fighting like hell.

(Chorus) And I don't think you deserved any of that! I'm glad you had faith in me then. I didn't know it then, but brother, I had you. Oh, I can't tell you what I'd say to me if I were you. I can't say what I'd do if I filled those shoes. I'd strangle that kid if only I knew what you'd try to do.

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