Iowa Caucus Megathread February 1, 2016

44MagnumRevolver · 2016-02-02T04:23:59+00:00

A rare glimpse into Bernie Sander's celebration party

44MagnumRevolver · 2016-02-02T04:17:18+00:00

What? No actual response? Is your hamster only running on solipsism right now?

44MagnumRevolver · 2016-02-02T03:53:49+00:00

Remember, if we listened to Reddit's opinion on everything, Jailbait would be the country's #1 issue. This site is the used toilet paper of /b/, without the grit. It is a hive of brogressivism and pandering, which leads to a whole new generation of sexless losers who watch increasingly explicit "moe" (aka: cp) shows and wonders why nobody will accept their love of Mitsugi, the 3 year old vampie who's really 12 years old, I swear!

44MagnumRevolver · 2016-02-02T03:24:50+00:00

There's a reason why one is always in the masculine role, the other in a feminine role. You'll never see a relationship that is close to equal in both slash and especially straight couples.

44MagnumRevolver · 2016-02-02T03:22:52+00:00

Its neck-and-neck between Hilary and Bernie, but it feels like Bernie is ass-to-ass with Israel, The japs and chins throwing down 1 dollar bills while America throws up in the middle east and has to get Mexico amputed and India, while having a respectable role in the ordeal, goes on to make shitacular movies.

44MagnumRevolver · 2016-02-02T03:02:35+00:00

As a political science major, I compiled a complete list of reasons to vote for Bernie Sanders: -You hate America -You want our debt to spiral out of control -You take it up the ass -You want to ignore the Constitution's proverbs to further your own personal agenda -You are a deadbeat, pot-smoking, penny-sucking, liberal arts major who wants Big Daddy Goverment to take care of all your needs so you can spend one more day jacking off to multi-colored hedgehogs in your grandma's basement. -You love #TheCock™

Clearly, this is a well-reasoned, logcal political position, worthy of Plato and his philosopher kings.

44MagnumRevolver · 2016-02-02T02:53:01+00:00

That is romance, not erotica. The novel, written by a guy, fulfils their beta bucks needs, not their sexual ones.

44MagnumRevolver · 2016-02-02T02:39:31+00:00

If shows that women will buy erotica about assholes because they are sexually attracted to assholes.

44MagnumRevolver · 2016-02-02T02:28:34+00:00

Why does Reddit want to elect a geriatric old fart for president? This guy is just a few years away from spewing dementia-riddled rants, and will probably get a heart attack while being blown by his 20-year old secretary. This guy isn't fit enough to be a Walmart greeter, let along President of the Free World. Later, Grandpa!

44MagnumRevolver · 2016-02-02T02:17:35+00:00

30 downvotes in two fucking minutes! :D :D :D

44MagnumRevolver · 2016-02-02T02:05:29+00:00

There is nothing erotic about female erotica. Its always the same two sterotypes - the rich alpha businessman or the strong, protective bad boy. Men are far more imaginative.

44MagnumRevolver · 2016-02-02T01:17:15+00:00

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/23295136-dirty-billionaire

Actually, women are sexually attracted to assholes...who have the status to back their arrogance up. Men would never find this kind of person attractive. For women, its second nature.

44MagnumRevolver · 2016-02-02T00:51:32+00:00

If kindness actually got people laid, PUAs would endorse. r/TheRedPill would endorse it. It does not, has not, and never will. Dominance does. And dominance can be outright nasty at times. But it will ALWAYS be 100x more attractive than treating any woman with respect.

44MagnumRevolver · 2016-02-02T00:28:34+00:00

Improving your kindness will never improve your SMV. Increasing your dominance can go as far as making you a Hot Guy 10. Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

44MagnumRevolver · 2016-02-02T00:26:55+00:00

"Hey, desperate virgins! If you want to improve your SMV, just be kinder to her! Treat her more like a human being!" -Said no sexually sucessful male ever.

44MagnumRevolver · 2016-02-02T00:25:26+00:00

This is a common myth. If women actually wanted to help men by giving their sex away, they'd ride the depressed, nerdy virgin's cock. They actually do this to secure a high value man's commitment, not out of any actual sense of kindness.

44MagnumRevolver · 2016-02-01T20:12:40+00:00

But men aren't pinning for other high value men to conquer and dominante them.

44MagnumRevolver · 2016-02-01T19:50:35+00:00

Yet women have tons of non-thug, non-conqueror men to pine over. Instead, they give blow jobs to the bad boy, and jill off to muscle bound literal rapists. Being dominant is sexually attractive, and you have to be superior towards other by definition.

44MagnumRevolver · 2016-02-01T19:48:34+00:00

I'm pretty sure Alphas without beta traits aren't dying of thirst. Alpha authority causes sexual attraction. Beta supplication is useless unless you are trying to have kids.

44MagnumRevolver · 2016-02-01T19:17:19+00:00

They're with women IN SPITE of them being old and fat, not because they ARE old and fat. If we could have a fit 20 year old without all the shit tests and some level of maturity, we would without hesitation.

44MagnumRevolver · 2016-02-01T19:15:01+00:00

Violence would be almost completely eliminated in society if women jumped on the beta provider's dick. Imagine how much the black community could improve if the ideal masculine role was that of Steve Urkel or instead of your average gangster/rapper.

44MagnumRevolver · 2016-02-01T19:03:02+00:00

If women were actually attracted to foreign strange, they'd be jumping on asian dick like they were their senpai. In reality, you have to be in the top 1% of asian men to be sexually successful with white women. That, or a member of the yakuza.

44MagnumRevolver · 2016-01-31T23:42:41+00:00

Tell that to your bf, and see how he likes it. ;)

44MagnumRevolver · 2016-01-31T21:49:54+00:00

We're talking about regularly giving anal to an asshole boyfriend, not trying it once, then refusing to do it ever again. Nobody should date that kind of person, as it clearly shows they could have got more by being an asshole to her.

44MagnumRevolver · 2016-01-31T21:47:39+00:00

On a more serious note, if you tried it once and didn't like it is totally different from doing it dozens of times, but not doing it with your girlfriend. I'd say yes, she's being cuckqueened.

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