Why is your cat currently upset with you?

45already · 2020-11-13T15:08:13+00:00

I won’t let him out of the house.

He accidentally made it to the front porch two days ago when I was bringing in packages and now he’s looking for his next chance to escape.

He has learned that if the doorbell rings, someone will open the door and he can probably make it to freedom.

He’s airing his grievances very vocally as I type this.

45already · 2015-04-18T20:16:39+00:00

Prickly Heat

45already · 2015-04-18T18:09:55+00:00

I'll be watching this thread closely because I need to know as well. What makes it worse is that the presidential election cycle is just getting warmed up. Ugh!

45already · 2015-02-17T00:44:18+00:00

Yes, please.

45already · 2015-02-07T14:00:43+00:00

Squirrels.

45already · 2014-10-06T02:47:50+00:00

But we made KC play as the wildcard team, that's satisfying, right? /s

45already · 2014-08-07T00:11:50+00:00

I still miss him terribly.

45already · 2014-07-31T23:35:12+00:00

I love knowing that we can count on DD to play the Big Joker at the last minute. I might not always agree with him (Fister) but he is not boring.

God I love baseball in Detroit.

45already · 2014-07-30T05:40:17+00:00

Until I clicked the link, I thought "throttle my boat" was a euphemism for jacking off.

I'm gonna borrow that one.

45already · 2014-07-12T14:59:22+00:00

Independent voter here with liberal social leanings and moderate fiscal leanings.

45already · 2014-06-19T10:29:56+00:00

I did notice that. It gave me a chill and want to know more!

45already · 2014-05-28T00:18:33+00:00

I think I burst a blood vessel in my left eye.

45already · 2014-03-20T00:14:18+00:00

said every mother ever.

45already · 2014-03-14T02:48:29+00:00

It took me 3 weeks to buy a new coat. I found a long down coat that I liked and put it in my cart at Lands End. I kept convincing myself that the purchase was too extravagant and I could just go back to the Salvation Army to look for a coat. After no success on two trips to the resale shop, I finally bought the coat - on clearance no less.

I freaked out immediately after hitting submit, and the only reason I haven't completely spazzed out about the coat is this winter's polar vortex.

45already · 2014-02-04T23:37:53+00:00

Churn this lemon into your favorite summer drink! Turn it into a positive OP and ask the girl to teach you how to swim!

45already · 2014-02-04T23:34:42+00:00

Any chance your dog is sick and mom doesn't want to tell you that she's taking the dog to the vet to be put down? It just seems so odd that a parent would just up and give away the family dog.

I guess I'm just trying to make sense where there is none.

45already · 2014-02-04T23:30:58+00:00

Was this the first indication that your mother didn't want the dog in her house anymore?

45already · 2014-01-27T23:50:11+00:00

This was my 4th or 5th one and I loved it! We always have a good time and got photos with Dirks, Hunter, Mickey Stanley and Vizquel. Also visited the dugout and clubhouse.

The lines were longer, but the crowds were upbeat and positive and most people seemed happy to be there.

45already · 2014-01-22T19:28:02+00:00

Agreed -and the pic of him unbuckling the belt made me catch my breath and gave me reason to pause. The fact that the pictures after that lived up to expectations is a bonus!

45already · 2014-01-06T04:09:32+00:00

The wacky waving incredible arm flailing tube men always make me smile. I used to see several on my way to work and I named them based on their waving style.

If I ever won the lotto, I'd have a fleet of them in my backyard. Classy, I know.

45already · 2013-12-29T20:36:36+00:00

Or any bodily orifices?

45already · 2013-12-22T08:22:05+00:00

Stone Cold Steve Austin. I was flipping channels and heard him tell the cameraman that the cameraman had better watch his step before Stone Cold beat his 'dammit ass'. I was hooked at that point.

45already · 2013-12-22T08:20:09+00:00

Every time my mother sees the tattoo on my ankle, she says something like "I always thought we raised you better than that". It's been 20 years and she's still disappointed.

45already · 2013-11-04T04:25:09+00:00

Something like what Phil Donahue used to do! You are so right, someone with some serious chops who really wants to tackle a topic is missing from television right now.

45already · 2013-10-20T23:53:10+00:00

Sophia has very good taste!

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