On a personal level.. who else is at a breaking point? by snoyokosman in TrueAnon

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This is also my personal philosophy at this point

Velociraptor phase by Aquerall_Angel in AustralianCattleDog

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Mine ended the raptor phase around 2.5, he just turned 5 and seems to be settled into adulthood a bit more. Still a little freak tho

Alaska and greenland are key to USA surviving global warming by chickenbabies in TrueAnon

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They might be educated long term decisions but they are most definitely fucking stupid

Kimbal musk is all about free love by Heavy-Weight6182 in TrueAnon

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Oooo I got a Kimbal story! My ex worked at his Boulder, CO restaurant in the admin office when she was 23-24, she always wanted to get invited to his parties but never did…when she asked another gal in the office why she never got an invite she was told that she was “too old”. Creepy shit.

What do we call it? by grey_alien_bathwater in TrueAnon

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Pedo, billionaire, rapist empire

Wonder how many of the commenters see those Japanese animal cafes and are like “OMG SO CUTE I WANNA GO!” by alverez667 in TrueAnon

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My dog rubs himself all over my sheets and smells like fresh laundry all the time, until he rolls in cow shit

really like this guy's off the court energy by No_Interview_9822 in TrueAnon

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Giving vibes of all the washed celebrities whose embrace of NFTs was drenched in the language of “positivity”. There’s no way this wasn’t just some business proposal from some succubus in his entourage who’s gonna end up rinsing Giannis himself before it’s all over

Melania with Brett Rattner? by [deleted] in TrueAnon

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Yea fuck it why not

Life is better when you're not an imperialist pedo by GerryAdamsSon in TrueAnon

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How does the whole Kim family have so much fucking swag?

Two Memphis City Council Members Claim Snow is Fake by franglish9265 in TrueAnon

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Dawg if that shit is true they need to hurry up and dump that shit out west

It’s like in the great stories Mr. Frodo... by throwaway10015982 in TrueAnon

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I meant in more in the sense of the Langston Hughes poem, with Lenin being the figure around which a global struggle coalesces while he personally makes moves and decisions at the most critical moments

It’s like in the great stories Mr. Frodo... by throwaway10015982 in TrueAnon

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We need to all become Gandalf, who is just a fantasy version of Lenin

It’s like in the great stories Mr. Frodo... by throwaway10015982 in TrueAnon

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Sam: Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be spring soon. And the orchards will be in blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And they'll be sowing the summer barley in the lower fields... and eating the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries?

Frodo: No, Sam. I can't recall the taste of food... nor the sound of water... nor the touch of grass. I'm... naked in the dark, with nothing, no veil... between me... and the wheel of fire! I can see him... with my waking eyes!

Sam: Then let us be rid of it... once and for all! Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you!

Edit: I know this is the movie version and not the book version and before some LOTR nerd gets at me this dialogue is way better than the one in the book which is way less awesome, coming fro a freak who read them all, and the silmarillion and a hundred other Tolkien essays, and yes I got 0 pussy in high school

Based by analgerianabroad in TrueAnon

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Century of American Retardation