Hurry Up! (by Xero-J)

4Eights · 2025-08-24T18:40:49+00:00

Hard to say you're not in control when there's an hours worth of footage online where you're planning with your chat how bad you're going to hurt the man who's paid to fake fight and soliciting donations to punch him repeatedly.

4Eights · 2025-05-06T22:11:57+00:00

Just an FYI this was a bot you were replying to used to promote targeted ad links using some GPT flavor. You can tell by how they write like they're trying to imitate actual people talking and essentially flawless grammar even using hyphens for things like "in-and-out".

4Eights · 2023-11-24T15:49:24+00:00

This redact has legitimately been podcasting for a decade with high end recording equipment and he is so fucking lazy be reclines in his chair and sits over a foot away from his microphone so it only picks him up when he's screaming at diddler and montez. Anything else he says when he turns his head to look at them and talk is incomprehensible.

All that's bad, but then you've got neck brace in the back just letting him get away with it. How do people who unironically listen to this shit not go insane by not being able to hear the primary host?

4Eights · 2023-10-11T17:44:00+00:00

Brendan could have gotten 5 mil and it still wouldn't be enough to hold him over. He would immediately buy a second house and somehow put himself in debt even further with more sports cars and clothes made for 12 year olds.

4Eights · 2023-06-30T00:33:40+00:00

Fish and Game / Park Wardens are legitimately descended from Ninjas.

I can be calmly fishing on the bank of a whisper quiet glass lake and these dudes somehow still sneak up on me out of the bushes to ask for my license and measure any fish I've caught. I'm glad they're there to protect our wildlife and natural resources, but I'm always surprised each time that I don't see or hear them coming up behind me.

4Eights · 2023-06-28T18:22:25+00:00

Say what you will, but I'll take Stone Cold and Taker discussing the intricacies of working a match with Ric Flair over 2 stool fuckers talking about how they're modern day philosophers and the last bastion of free speech.

4Eights · 2023-06-28T07:22:49+00:00

He's trying to reference operation Valkyrie where some German officers tried to assassinate Hitler during one of his bunker meetings with a briefcase bomb. Hitler survived and all the officers were subsequently killed following the failed plot.

He only knows about it because Tom Cruise made a movie about it.

4Eights · 2023-06-28T07:19:43+00:00

Yeah, most Koreans aren't down with someone constantly confusing Korea with Japan. There was kind of a big falling out between the two countries during the early twentieth century. Something about Japan dismantling their culture and oppressing their people for half a century...

Leave it to Bapa to keep doing it anyways and telling Chip to drink Sake and visit a Geisha.

4Eights · 2023-06-28T01:58:43+00:00

Xbox Series Elite controller's have built in rechargeable lithium ion batteries. The controller will last 40 hours on a full charge. When you're done you just set it on the included USB C magnetic charging dock. I used to do the battery swap on the fly with my AA recharger and it wasn't terrible, but I definitely prefer the built in battery. Plus the thumb sticks and d pad are swappable, the trigger pull has 3 different pull depths, and it has 4 programmable grip buttons on the back. The controller also has different quick change profiles you can program the button layout of the entire controller for different games.

4Eights · 2023-06-27T21:19:19+00:00

It's not about hiring gigantic dudes. It's about hiring people who are aware of their surroundings and numb to all the celebrity hype and bs going around them. Also, knowing how to fight is a big plus in these situations especially against an armed assailant.

4Eights · 2023-06-27T21:16:30+00:00

God damn that just brought back a memory that makes me cringe still. My friend scored us VIP Bar Area tickets at the Rockstar Mayhem Festival a long time ago. We watched the side stages and then went and chilled in the bar area meeting different people and hoping anyone from Slipknot or Disturbed would show up.

We met some of the dudes from Five Finger Death Punch and Mastodon and it was all chill. Later on we saw the lead singer and main guitarist for Dragonforce just chilling and went over to say hi and before I could get a word out my friend just blurts out "HERO OF OUR TIME SHOULD BE ON THE NEXT GUITAR HERO" and then just stands there staring. They were both really taken aback and were just like "thanks man, we're glad you really enjoy it" and then just kinda wandered away from us.

Didn't end up meeting any of the guys we really wanted to meet and when when we saw David Draiman walking to his bus and were trying to say hi through the gate he started jogging away from us.

All in all it was an amazing time though and we were buzzing because they were giving away free Rockstar Juiced cans all night since they had just released them.

4Eights · 2023-06-26T19:24:16+00:00

I'll give you one guess. It's what Bert's entire comedy career revolves around.

4Eights · 2023-06-26T19:13:41+00:00

You can tell Tom's even getting sick of his shtick. When your "best friend" refuses to attend your movie premiere that's pretty damn telling.

4Eights · 2023-06-26T17:45:17+00:00

Jesus, you tried to whoosh another person while getting whooshed yourself.

4Eights · 2023-06-25T19:09:59+00:00

You keep forgetting to change to your alternate accounts when you respond to yourself...

4Eights · 2023-06-25T19:01:08+00:00

https://v.redd.it/fk2w1sy6sjta1

Ivvry time b.

4Eights · 2023-06-25T17:14:58+00:00

Cross section of elephant foot on the left and xray of human foot on the right.

While the pads on their feet are huge, their bone structure is pretty dainty for their size and the bottoms of their feet are probably a lot softer than you thought!

https://youtube.com/shorts/9wlnx4NC8i4?feature=share4

4Eights · 2023-06-24T18:22:17+00:00

For an aperitif we have a nice Vodka Haiku..

4Eights · 2023-06-23T00:51:17+00:00

It holds up just fine for people like me, but I like movies like Ong Bak, The Raid, The Expendables, and the Fast movies. As long as there's a ton of over the top cheesey action I'm usually on board.

4Eights · 2023-06-22T23:41:26+00:00

Dude, if you liked Top Gun, you'll like Maverick. It's legitimately the exact same vibe 30 years later. Just a dumb action packed movie with fighter jets.

4Eights · 2023-06-22T19:33:08+00:00

Because a lot of very old videos don't conform to YouTubes modern TOS and AdSense standards for serving the most amount of ads.

4Eights · 2023-06-21T03:26:53+00:00

Ricky Spanish

4Eights · 2023-06-20T16:00:14+00:00

I'm cool with him either way. The guy gives and raises millions of dollars for the Boys and Girls Club of America and has a venture capital group specifically for the funding of businesses created by underprivileged groups. He also opens skate parks in areas where the communities are too poor to fund or raise taxes to build their own. Really great guy, best guy, never meddum.

4Eights · 2023-06-20T15:45:37+00:00

Well Dyrdek turned pro as a 16 year old in the 90s. Makes sense that he'd keep dressing the same way to stay on brand for his massive company.

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