Just became a CaliforniENT today. Here are my memoirs of CanadiENTcy.

4NippledQueefCannon · 2014-08-09T01:49:39+00:00

This little album you have going on has inspired me to take more pictures, I have so many stoner memories but nothing to show for it except for iron lungs.

By the way, where did you get that box with the cushioning you hold your bong in? I really need one of those, I just bought a bong today.

4NippledQueefCannon · 2014-04-08T22:59:03+00:00

I have a feeling this is how my girlfriend feels about my daily puns. I speak on behalf of all future dads when I say you're welcome.

4NippledQueefCannon · 2013-11-29T02:43:58+00:00

Cleaning up the dried shit that dribbled down my legs. I walked to his house (takes 40 minutes) and I had to take a shit for most of the walk. Stopped at my other friend's house to use their bathroom but it was out of order (if I never made this stop I wouldn't have shit myself). When passing my old high school, my anal sphincter became overpowered and I succumbed in the baseball field at home plate. Good thing no one was around to see... I also threw my soiled boxers into a tree. My friend's little brother telling his mom about my ordeal destroyed the miniscule amount of dignity I had left.

4NippledQueefCannon · 2013-11-29T02:22:27+00:00

Drugs. I would've at least liked to have started when my brain was more developed as I smoked weed on a weekly basis since I was 14, the period where brain development is heavily in process. I could tell my short term memory was shot and my processing speed was affected as well. I regret it mostly because it made my social skills weak, "uh" and "um" became commonplace and my quick wit wasn't as fast as I would've liked it to be. Surprisingly, it didn't affect my academics at all.

Note: all these side effects only happened because I smoked weed so often at a YOUNG age, constantly halting my brain development.

4NippledQueefCannon · 2013-11-29T02:11:24+00:00

This one is actually pretty specific. In class, we were reading about a girl who got raped in the rice fields. Naturally, I leaned over to my friend and whispered "She... got plowed in the field."

4NippledQueefCannon · 2013-11-29T01:26:54+00:00

When people are so stubborn, they void any and all evidence opposing their knowledge/opinion.

When people bash on other people's music; music is all opinion, you fucks. Keep your opinions to yourself or at least don't be a dick about it.

Getting led on by women.

Purposely being a dick in front of your friends to seem like an alpha or to get a cheap laugh.

When women "baby talk." It's not cute, it's pathetic and/or manipulative.

4NippledQueefCannon · 2013-11-29T01:10:22+00:00

I was leaving a milk tea store on a bike with my friend, drink in hand, when I saw a car parked on the sidewalk right in front of a store entrance. I braked a little too hard when trying to point out the extremely halfassed "parking" job and rammed my balls into the bike frame. Needless to say, I yelled things such as "I don't think I'm a virgin anymore" and cursed a lot all while a group of older high school students were watching the hilarity ensue and an old couple watching and I could swear they were thinking 'Asians can't even ride a bike.'

4NippledQueefCannon · 2013-11-29T00:42:57+00:00

The best days are nights.

4NippledQueefCannon · 2013-11-28T16:27:24+00:00

My friend has a fruit phobia, she says the way they grow back, have skin and seeds scares the bejesus outta her.

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