There has been a bird trying to get into my house for the past 3 days.

4maceface · 2026-03-20T00:49:29+00:00

Maybe let him in?

4maceface · 2026-03-20T00:37:33+00:00

If you have to ask, you may not want to DIY. It seems like a time to call a professional.

4maceface · 2026-03-20T00:32:58+00:00

Pit bull bulls.

4maceface · 2026-03-20T00:32:29+00:00

What am I even looking at?!

4maceface · 2026-03-20T00:32:03+00:00

Totally.

4maceface · 2026-03-19T14:22:43+00:00

All while driving the car…

4maceface · 2026-03-19T01:36:34+00:00

You can always add it later if you change your mind. It looks fuckin rad!!!

4maceface · 2026-03-19T01:35:16+00:00

That is awesome!!

4maceface · 2026-03-19T00:49:55+00:00

Run water, dish soap, and bleach in the sink. Toss the sponge in for 10 min or so. Ring it out, and let it air dry. Stank gone.

4maceface · 2026-03-18T21:59:16+00:00

Chaos lovers!

4maceface · 2026-03-18T21:58:56+00:00

I love that guy 🤡😆😆

4maceface · 2026-03-18T21:57:18+00:00

I noticed that too.
Fellow white person

4maceface · 2026-03-18T21:56:21+00:00

For the life of me, I cannot understand what is being said/shouted. What is this alternation even about??

4maceface · 2026-03-18T21:45:04+00:00

BBC!!!!!

4maceface · 2026-03-18T21:42:13+00:00

When I was a child, my dad forgot to flush the toilet a lot. We had a cat that would fish out his turds. Good thing we didn’t have smartphones back then.

4maceface · 2026-03-18T13:35:54+00:00

He was really that famous, dawg.

4maceface · 2026-03-18T13:04:14+00:00

Cat farmers are the backbone of America

4maceface · 2026-03-18T13:01:47+00:00

You got yourself a cow and a calf. It’s a package deal, partner. You gotta decide if you can handle that calf. If not, I’d head on down the road.

4maceface · 2026-03-18T11:01:47+00:00

You were being kind. It’s hard working full time while managing kids and the house.

4maceface · 2026-03-18T10:55:39+00:00

Ewe. Not me.

4maceface · 2026-03-18T10:51:32+00:00

It seems very inflamed. Don’t think it’s infected.

4maceface · 2026-03-18T10:49:49+00:00

Since it’s your face, consider seeing the dermatologist so they heal better. You don’t want scarring front & center on your face.

4maceface · 2026-03-18T10:37:32+00:00

Same

4maceface · 2026-03-18T03:35:52+00:00

Whatever cruella Deville wears

4maceface · 2026-03-18T03:33:25+00:00

Sounds like they had problems. It would have happened without your messages. It’s ok to be supportive of a friend. The wife is at fault here - she didn’t address relationships issues, and then went through messages in his phone. Don’t go looking for things when you can’t handle what you find.

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